*TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING*
“What the ………!”
I sat bolt upright in bed and then remembered that I had a very important interview with Uma Thurman about why an ageing git was so attractive to goddesses.
I jumped out of bed forgetting that I’d parked my skateboard there in case I needed a quick getaway.
I scooted across the bedroom and managed to avoid the antlers of the stuffed deer’s head on the wall. Whooping with triumph, I got my wheels tangled up on yesterday’s undercrackers and flew headlong into the door ………
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