GLUTEUS MAXIMUS

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Gluteus Maximus – a useful chap to have at a cocktail party

The top of his bum makes a very good table

But not when he’s being farty.

So if you send him an invitation don’t be in a great big hurry

Check what’s he’s eaten and keep very quiet

If he’s eaten baked beans or curry.

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(Must be a relative of yours, Peabrain. Lo,TG Ed)

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