A lot of people have sent me enquiries about how to eat a gingernut correctly. Lo, she is a terrible Goddess very graciously agreed to demonstrate.
You, of course, will never be able to achieve this level of elegance and refinement but at least it gives you something to aim for.
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Stumble It!
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What a beautiful hand. Very slender and graceful.
That one is …… you should see the other one …….
I agree with Zed, TG has a lovely hand indeed!
….. and it can cause so much damage ….. amazing really
i like my gingernuts smashed up and mixed in with vanilla bean ice cream… and to pile on, Lo, TG could have a second career as a hand model.
I must admit that I have enjoyed a gingernut presented in the same way …….. and, I agree, it’s about time the TG started paying her way ……. *hiding now*
I just hope you are doing all you can to protect those beautiful hands…you know, washing dishes, laundry, gardening. Hands like those should be treasured.
I can’t help noticing young Diane, a certain ‘bias’ in your comments over the years ………..
You are so right no one could ever emulate that perfect g’nut holding technique… that is why TG is the supremo goddess
Some are born with it, some have to bourbon it and some are always doomed to eat Jaffa Cakes ……
Figured you were holding out on us, now we’ve got proof.
I now have an additional part for the perfect woman. Sylvie’s Chin, Fracas’s Hair, LoTG’s Hand…
…only problem is your eyes and the beard combo.
Patient, I.
…and no, there was a reason I was keeping 70s’ tootsies out of the picture. Have to have something all for myself. Muhahahahahaha!
John Frankenstein I presume ………
Well, I just can’t pull off the Buffalo Bill look…not that I wear the dress 24/7. Got lotion?
By the gallon – help yourself …….
ooo you have my tootsies in a ’special’ place ?? *looks around in a worried kinda way*
It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.
oooo arrrrr ooooo
I suppose you have the nipple piercings also?
{{I’m not sure I want an answer to that…}}
Umm. I no longer have hair. It’s been gone since November.
I do have some kick-arse shoes though. I’d be happy to loan them to fraccy sis (since you have a thing for her tootsies and all…)
Would they suit me? ……. I do like a totter …….