I avoid Georgina at number 20,
Although she’s a member of the cognoscenti
And she’s interesting and likes to rabbit,
Conversation’s hampered by her painful habit.
Points are made with her walking cane
With prods and pokes that all cause pain,
And if she’s in the mood ‘irate’
Survival depends on armour plate.
So I take care when going for walks
My eyes are skinned and out on stalks
And if I should see her in my path
I sprint back home and hide in the bath.
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Match of the Day
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Stumble It!
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I have to say, that is NOT how I imagined your bath, DP.
(Georgina Smythe sounds scary!)
I suppose you thought a replacement hip bath …… tsk
well you couldn’t hide in that bath could you ….I also have a horrifying pic in my head of you running round alienish with your eyes skinned and on stalks
eeeewww btw http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/files/2009/10/eyes.jpg
I was going to have a Hobbit-like second breakfast – I’ve changed my mind now ……
There’s no such thing as seconds – they are firsts you couldn’t fit on your plate.
Brilliant …… so it isn’t greed then only logistics?
Exactly. Can’t understand why I find it hard to lose weight though….
I’ll just have a cream bun and think about that ……..
Prods and pokes – I wonder if she is related to my late, deeply loved but much avoided grandmother – - -
Shall I send her over so you can check?
Georgina sounds like my mother – who uses her cane as a battering ram when i push her along in the wheelchair. Hate to admit, but sometimes it’s quite a good time!
I used to love pushing my Mum around in her wheelchair – I used her as a sort of carry bag, piling her up with shopping. Nearly got her run over by a bus once ….. she thought it was very funny ……
Nice match!
He’s hiding!!!!
Not really. There are some folks who can see him in there…
A tree is just a bemillion matches waiting to be born ……..
When she approaches with prods and pokes, offer ginger nuts and hope she chokes.
Sound scientific advice as usual Jamie ……