Georgina Smythe

I avoid Georgina at number 20,
Although she’s a member of the cognoscenti
And she’s interesting and likes to rabbit,
Conversation’s hampered by her painful habit.

Points are made with her walking cane
With prods and pokes that all cause pain,
And if she’s in the mood ‘irate’
Survival depends on armour plate.

So I take care when going for walks
My eyes are skinned and out on stalks
And if I should see her in my path
I sprint back home and hide in the bath.

One Comment

  1. Posted February 13, 2014 at 8:22 am | Permalink

    You’re safe at the moment – her walking stick was carried away by a freak tidal wave and the shop’s under water.

    daddyp replied:

    Silver linings and all that …..

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