Did the Earth Move for You?

Lo, she is a terrible Goddess has made several trips to various gardening centres last week.

Earth moving

This picture shows some of the bags of earth she bought. Of course, in the gardening centres there are always young acolytes (An attractive feature of gardening, I find. Lo,TG Ed) available who fling several bags on their shoulders and load up the car for her.
She watched me struggle with one bag and suggested I open it up and move it a bit at a time.

“Don’t be silly” I said.

Manfully I swung the bag in the direction of my shoulder, missed completely, the bag continued describing a circle and ended up back in the car. I decided to go and get some scissors and a trowel. A hot bath should sort out my back.