My life has changed since Lo, she is a terrible Goddess has got new eyes.
1. I have to be very wary about making faces.
2. Apparently dribbling food down one’s front is a ‘no no’.
3. Shoes should be at least clean if not polished.
4. I can actually be seen even if I’m sitting VERY still on the sofa.
5. Furniture should be moved if vacuum cleaning – this came as rather a shock.
6. Dancing naked at the bottom of the garden is not to be encouraged. (I have never ever encouraged that – not in your case. Lo,TG Ed)
7. Wearing one’s false teeth is a good thing.
8. It is no longer possible to hide behind the standard lamp. (You do live in a fantasy world, don’t you? Lo,TG Ed)
9. Shaving every day is a necessity ……. sheeessssh.
10. Presenting bits of broken glass as diamonds is no longer possible even if attached to ring-pulls.
I have a feeling that this list might grow longer ……..
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Stumble It!
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It must be like when the sun comes out and you suddenly notice how filthy the windows are, and the dust, and the cobwebs…sorry, must dash, housework to do…..
*finds dustpan and brush ….. and a mirror*
I wish they could do something about my eyes, but it doesn’t look likely. But then I wouldn’t have an excuse for dancing naked at the bottom of my garden. (Always wanted to try it, anyway…)
Eyes are tricky aren’t they? …. still, just thank your lucky stars that you can’t see me …… rather disturbing or so I’m told ……
I guess your plan to wallpaper the dining room with that collection of old gingernut wrappers is now out of the question too…..
Scuppered completely ……. it’s a hard life …..
I was going to mention that the list does look a little short… but I am shuddering at the thought of number 6 thank goodness that has been stopped and the added fact I live 300 miles away …… phew!!
I could fix up a webcam I suppose ….. if that would help ……..
ermmm no it’s okay .. no really it is …
Honestly …… it isn’t a problem …… I could get Aloe Vera to hold it ……
I reckon she will be unsteady ‘holding’ the camera … we live in hope!!
Oh, that’s a good idea …… she could hold the camera of course ….. tee hee
I think he’s been taking that whole ‘blog naked’ thing John came up with a little too seriously.
(Or could be he’s listened to Bif Naked a few too many times… whatever it is, I do hope TG can whip him into shape PDQ…)
I was naked way before that rascal ……. how’s young Fraccy? – is your chest holding up? …… looking forward to spring I bet …….
I’m sure you were naked long before SHE was, but something (a little bird perhaps…) tells me folks would rather see her naked than you.
I wish my chest was holding up as well as when I was younger and hadn’t had children yet, but what does that have to do with spring>? I am quite looking forward to the after-spring spring, though, since in SK, spring is rather dirty, sloppy and brown.
Oh dear, spring can be rather lovely here ….. hope your chest improves …. *hugs* [wearing a facemask .... obviously]
I doubt the chest will improve, since the damage is already done… and what with gravity and all being quite against me, the only hope now is probably at the end of a sharp instrument or perhaps a large investment into some rather sturdy tape.
{{{Still waiting for him to realize what the conversation was about…}}}
presenting broken glass as diamonds works for some people
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZOm2YhOI4c
I believe every word he says …… gosh, Old Spice has come on a long way since I was lad …..
I’d call it progress if someone even tried to pretend they were giving me a diamond…
I’m really good at pretending …… *hands over a chest full of rubies, emeralds and diamonds* …. [excellent, that's the bottle recycling done]