…… to say that goddesses are strange but ……
…… and ….
…… although these aren’t toooooooo bad ……
Will someone please enlighten me?
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(Well, I can’t. Most of the currently fashionable shoes look like perverted orthopaedic gadgets. And yes, I do live not far from Tunbridge Wells. Lo,TG Ed)
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Well, #3 isn’t as bad as the first two… which are either:
a) nonsense created by designers
b) #1 might be just a photoshop gimmick
c) they might even be fetishwear… which I can’t explain any better than I could explain that movie I was railing about on facebook. Some things are just off the nut.
(And I know you weren’t really asking for explanations… but I am sucking up to try get a raise, so that explains it)
As more proof that goddesses are strange, a certain goddess designed a shirt just for you… in case dear fraccy sis was thinking of getting you a gift..
Oooooo …… GINGERNUTS!!!!!! I bet that ends up your best seller Fraccy. You could have one with a broken gingernut as well with the legend “CRUMBS” ……
Actually… I have several ideas and was working on a whole gingernut line as an homage to you… but was way too tired to stay up. I’ll try get more up later but am also cleaning/sorting the basement (20 years of kids’ stuff saved) at the same time. I’m just online looking for some pill or something I can take to grow myself two more arms. Any suggestions?
Don’t worry Fraccy – it’ll soon be time to hibernate to refresh the body and the mind …… in the meantime, be an angel and do a bit of filing ….. and I don’t mean your fingernails! …… if you’ve got a minute or two to spare of course ……
So that’s what the modern fetish is wearing …… they’ll be playing with rubber ducks and gingernuts next! …….. tsk
call them that there things shoes ……??Pah!!!!
Obviously designed by men who don’t wear them [that is unless you are 'Sharon' at weekends of course]
Hello Sharon, how nice of you to pop by …… fancy seeing you here. How’s Sean? …… nice ankle bracelet and ‘tramp stamp’ BTW – tee hee heeeeeee
It’s clear to me that those lassies never worked a day in their lives. How could they bring in the cows, never mind clean the hen-house. And of course how in God’s name could they drive the car to pick me up from the pub, sorry office, every evening?
Goddesses never think things through do they? ……. or perhaps they do ……. *rests chin in hand and raises eyebrow*
I used to love high heels – real stiletto’s but i’m afraid they aren’t called killer heels for nothing and i can only gaze wistfully upon them now …. the pictures above are definitely shoes for wearing whilst lying down! And even then pair number 1 would probably cause some damage
Wearing shoes whilst lying down!!!! ……. *reaches for oxygen mask*
Good Lord….what is up with the nails…well if they are that desperate to look different…all the power to them.
I do however like the last pair of strap ups:)
Hello Dotty [tee hee] – tis a strange world indeed – thank heavens …….
I’m baffled. Mama Sled is all about the high-tech running shoes, herself. The last time I put on a pair of things that looked anywhere close to that, I had to release spasms in my second and third left interossei for weeks afterward.
…… and now spasms in interossei!!!!! …… blimey
Number 1 obviously has no soul, 2 is auditioning as the rear end of a pantomime horse, and 3……err….has 70s been modelling for you?
ROFL… that is exactly what #2 reminds me of… a horse! It’s so obvious now that you’ve said that! tee hee…
You two must know some very odd horses …….
instruments of torture
Exactly – comfort must come first ….. like sandals with some lovely warm socks …….
What people do in the name of fashion. Sigh.
Don’t worry too much Adam ….. you don’t have to join in ……..