EXHIBIT 12

ESCAPEE FROM BATTERY FARM GETS SUSPENDED SENTENCE

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Cell mates were shocked when R20 Size D 1.5v no. 7391827364563, known to his friends as Eddie, was captured after a mad bid for freedom and was immediately suspended in a cage as an example to all the other batteries.

The authority’s plans looked like back firing when one inhabitant pointed out that Eddie had much more room, better lighting conditions and was looking down on everyone else. That particular bright spark mysteriously disappeared.

The authorities are reconsidering their, and indeed Eddie’s, position.

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