I’m a good egg. I will bend over backwards to help anybody …….

……. except when

1. I’ve just woken up.
2. I haven’t had my first cup of coffee.
3. I haven’t got my teeth in.
4. The tasks as dictated by Lo, she is a terrible Goddess haven’t been completed.
5. It’s nearing lunchtime.
6. It is lunchtime.
7. It’s après lunch snooze time.
8. I’m due for my first drink.
9. There’s anything good on the telly.
10. It’s approaching bedtime.

Mmmmmmmm ………… perhaps I’m the curate’s egg after all ……. oh well.

(In my book you’re a scrambled egg, Peabrain. Lo,TG Ed)