If anyone wants to see the high standards I achieve with my professional blog sitting service just ‘pop’ over to 70’steen.
She’s away at the moment so has employed me for a modest, yet at the same time vast, sum of money, to keep an eye on things.
If any avid reader requires this service themselves, I am always available. References can be got from any Internet café that has a printer …….
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(What about blog burglars? Now you’ve told everyone the blog’s empty, you Peabrain you. Omigod – you ARE one. Call the Keystone Coppers, somebody. Lo,TG Ed)
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I’m away so often, I couldn’t afford your inimitable services….
It’s bad enough finding someone to look after the dog properly- apparently, #1 son tells me Milo fell in the river while I was away…
Milo likes being wet …… the brute is a walking mophead after all …… have you polished your wellies yet?
They are gleaming, but #2 son has nicked my rucksack and sleeping bag….little b*@%**r!! He left for Glastonbury before I got back yesterday.
However, he will have been drenched in a thunderstorm last night. Ha! Retribution!
I, sensibly am going today when the worst of the rain is over. It will still be a mud bath but the weather forecast isn’t bad for the rest of the weekend.
We shall see…
Care to blog/dog sit?
Mud packs do wonders for the complexion ……. I’d blog sit, of course but why isn’t young Milo going with you? …… sounds like heaven for a pooch …..
what I promised payment?? I must go and have a look at your efforts.
Diane my poor puppy has developed a strange gait as she has been living on laminate floors for the time I was away
Your pup’s got a gate!!!?! …… oh, ‘gait’ ….. OK …… carry on ……..
Does your bespoke blog-sitting service include writing posts? Also, what are your fees for publishing my blog, ‘cos I seem to be living in a T-Mobile free zone most of the time?
I’ll have to speak to my imaginary accountant ….. I’ll get back to you with a firm figure that is quite flexible ……
GW ! DP writing posts rofl……;-)
I heard that!!!!
Definitely not to be trusted with mine….. tsk bringing vermin and spiders and loose women in …… not to be trusted at ANY price!!!
Now don’t beat about the bush Kate – give it to me straight …… tee hee
Is there any other way???
So you want me to pop over when you’re on your hols then …… I’ll prepare the bill ……
he has brought in WHAT???????
…… nubbin ……..
do you do a special rate for friends?
Obviously I would actually pay you young Sylvie – La Rochelle sounds rather nice ….. mind you there’s the 5 star accommodation to pay for, the travelling costs, eating out …… shall we call it ‘even Stephens’?
DP you would do anything for a free holiday….
CORRECT …… even France would do ……
Does the TG’s editing service come with your blog-sitting business?
I’ll have to speak to the TG about that – she’s VERY expensive …….. I do have a budget service, actually a budgie service, where I send over an ‘ickle bird with a feather duster if you’re interested …..
OMG a quick ‘look see’ at it I reckon the answer is no Lizza lol
I heard that as well ……..
can you teach me how to blog sit? i keep sliding off the monitor…
Start off slowly ….. perhaps a go at tap dancing and when you’ve mastered that sort of do it sitting down …. tricky I know, with four legs ……
Nooter … DP has had years of training and is still not there yet .. I reckon you are a quick learner though… trimmed nails help
Fine job of blogsitting, DP. Fine job, indeed.
I spent 3 days in the hospital last year from a spider bite on my leg. When I saw that thing I stomped my monitor good.
I do hope you aren’t going to send me a bill ….. thinking about it, perhaps 70’s should pay? ….. tee hee
[That sounds really unpleasant - yuk]
I can’t do this whilst you’re watching …. but that’s the nice thing about the internet – brings so many people together!
Get off my SOFA …… and stop breaking wind …..
gawd blimey 113 views .. I must blog less in future