We all have, to a greater or lesser extent, those voices in our heads that say things like –
“You can’t do that – you’re not clever enough.”
“Do you really think it was a good idea to tell her that yes, her bum does look big in that?” (I think you know the answer to that by now. Lo,TG Ed)
“I wouldn’t if I were you, you’ll look like an idiot.”
“No wonder you feel guilty – YOU ARE!!!.”
The best way I’ve found to exorcise these demons is to think of something funny – it usually works in getting things into perspective.
I imagine standing in a mirrored room completely naked. (That’s not at all funny. Lo,TG Ed) There are mirrors on the walls, ceiling and, horror of horrors, on the floor…….
…….. and then Uma Thurman walks in and collapses in hysterics. It never fails – nothing could be worse than that.
I’m considering setting up such a room so that I can take a picture which I’ll be quite happy to share with you, should you be interested ……..
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great picture of Uma
I must send her some more gloves ………
thanks I was just tucking into scrambled eggs on toast…..and now have an ‘image’ in my head & the demons have started ….
I’ll send Gok Wan down, that’ll sort it ….
Did you see ‘Celebrity Apprentice’? Gok got quite ‘diva-ish’ ….. the little devil ….. enjoy your eggs …..
No I missed it unfortunately …. however why do I keep thinking kaleidoscope?
You’ve got stars in your eyes? ……..
When you set this room up with Uma, can you get me on the guest list?
(Preferably on a Lily-free night).
Lily is always singing in my head so it might be a tad tricky to organise ….. I’ll try though
OK,as you know i’m easily pleased, i’ll pretend I like her. Her dad is a God, does that help?
The question is, does that help you?
It’d cheer me up no end, mind you after all the slagging i’ve done of his daughter, I guess i’ll have to bring the minder……
I knew something was wrong today…
It was all those voices you hear wasn’t it? …… never mind ……. ho hum
And what’s Gok Wan? I don’t want to ask 70s, can’t offend her again………………….
It would be quite nice if someone else could wind up 70’s for a change – it’s rather tiring you know – tee hee
Just looked back over the comments, I guess that’s a TV reference then? And why would we ever want to wind-up 70s………….?
After all, lots of people can’t spell squirrel….
Funny you should say that ………
I CAN hear you both you know !!!!
Who said that!!!!?! *turns head and shrugs*
completely mirrored room? complete nightmare. definitely would scare away the demons…
I’d see parts I’d never seen before ……. and hopefully never see again. Can I interest you in a photo young Daisyfae? ……
please not over the web though, i’m sure their’s far too much stuff on my hard-drive that the world doesn’t want a second look at…………..
Excellent advice …..
I have a Voyce inside my head. He says he really should be given another shot on the wing for England.
Is that a soccer or a rugger joke? I’m terribly sorry but it goes right over my head …… it’s nothing to do with cricket I suppose …….. or synchronised swimming ………
Underwater knitting, a little known sport.
That’s where purls come from actually ……
I’m considering setting up such a room so that I can take a picture which I’ll be quite happy to share with you, should you be interested
Dp, I’m afraid I’m going to have to report you to the WBC. You know darn well, that you’ve broken the internet (on more than one previous occasion, might I add) before, and this is something we just can’t have happening repeatedly.
Hopefully the Colonel will step in before this room is complete.
Gosh, you have certainly become a ton of work these days…
It would appear that the WBC is closed for the time being so your intervention is most timely. As you know I’m extremely biddable – just say the word and I’m yours ……. so to speak.
BTW, were you interested in a picture? ….. I’ve rather lost track of what’s happening ……
Those slackers have been closed long enough it’s just about time for a kick in the pants. I’m sure they’d love nothing more than to get to knock you about a bit as their re-awakening!
But… did I read that correctly? Are you offering me a picture of Johnny Depp? Love one.
I have a feeling the Colonel has collapsed into a brandy induced coma ………
Oh not me Fraccy!! Maybe 15 years ago or so but a few things have gone south since then.
Ewwwww….so now we know DaddyP has a thing for Uma…..hey I have to admit she was pretty hot in those KillBill movies!!
Are you sure you could handle her? LOL…I can’t wait to see your room and your pictures.
Oh wow I way over slept. Walter will be here in just a few hours and I am just now having my coffee at almost 3pm!!
Late or not I just had to come visit my favorite Brit!!
Hugs to you DP….I wuv you….demons and all!!:-)))
I just spotted on Twitter you were on your way over … it took you 6 minutes …… gosh, you are a fast one!!!
Don’t forget Walter’s pipe and slippers [and ear defenders!!! - tee hee] – have a lovely time ……
Oh no… not me/us, it was DP threatening to take pictures of himself in that mirrored room, I was just quoting him. He does so much teasing of 70’s for being up norf… he likely has just accepted the fact everything of his has gone Souff. he’s probably so used to it, he thinks it’s all quite fetching.
I hate gravity ……
Wow WOW WOW,(no time to bold that last one).
Haven’t had a chance to check this out on the net yet, or post it on my rubbish blog.
A girl named Sarah, is single-handeldly rowing across the Indian Ocean………………………………………Wow!
I did done see that …….
I really DON’T have time to learn twittering, gotta have a look on web about this girl in the Indian Ocean, this is important!
Condolences to all connected with Natasha Richardsons family.
Greatings,
Amazing! Not clear for me, how offen you updating your http://www.daddypapersurfer.com.
Have a nice day
Jinny
Hello Jinny – I update EVERY day – sorry – tee hee
I just imagined you nekkid in a mirrored room & collapse laughing too! IT WORKS!
You little demon!!!!
Hello,
Not sure that this is true:), but thanks for a post.
Have a nice day
Tania
Hello Tania – the principles are true …… probably
Hello,
Thank you! I would now go on this blog every day!
Have a nice day
Nadine