………. just to let you know that we are moving to the Cliff Top Residence on the 15th of December and that ALL presents should be delivered down that particular chimney.
I apologise now for any inconvenience caused by the fact I’ve blocked up the chimney but I’m sure you will come up with something to make sure that all my gifts arrive on time. If you are reading this on the interweave, it is possible there may be some problems at that time re: the existence of the interweave – normal service will be resumed as soon as possible.
(I think he means his posts may be interrupted {{now there’s an opportunity for the quick witted}}, the interweave will still exist of course. Lo,TG Ed))
This information applies to anyone else that is thinking about sending me huge and expensive presents.
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Stumble It!
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I require the address of said Cliff Top Residence. Last I checked, I had plans to send you a rather large load of *something* I should probably keep a secret.
Feel free to email it to my usual address… and if you should happen to throw in that other shoe, I won’t be too upset.
OK – please give me a nudge if I forget ….. I’ve already forgotten the other shoe – tee hee
I warn you… unless you send me the address for the Cliff Top Residence, your ‘load’ will arrive at your current address and *then* what?
OK OK!!!! – I’m on the case …….. whoooooooosh
Dear Santa
I am not moving and I have not blocked up my chimney either (tsk!)…. I have been very very good this year… please send me all DPs large and expensive pressies, of cause omitting the boys toy elements
70s x
Dear Santa
Please ignore the letter above. She is from the ‘Norff’ and your visa has expired.
Yours sincerely
D. Papersurfer
Dear Santa
You are also from oop Norff … you know what I am saying?
big hugz rotund guy
70s x
What a tart ……..
ahem excuse me?????
Oh – did I say that out loud? – whoops
Dear Santa
see what I mean …
70s x
Shouldn’t you be at work? ……..
going in 15…….
my it is sooooo cold and icy….
15 what? – hours? …… days? – tee hee
ok…I will send the boat over at 70’s in that case…
I have a VERY large letterbox ………
What happens if you haven’t got a chimney? How does Santa get your prezzies to you,, AAARGGGHHH we haven’t got a chimney!!!!!
He has magical abilities – have no fear young Karen ….
I had my chimney taken down years ago – but he still gets in! Magic ain’t it!!!!
I just said that to Karen ….. amazing! …. and rather spooky …….
It’s clearly obvious that Santa Claus is a reverse ninja. He dresses in a manner that makes him easily seen instead of in all black, and when he breaks into your house all he does is leave you presents rather than stealing your prized possessions and/or killing you in your sleep.
I think that the red Santa we know and love was given his red suit in the 1930s by Coca Cola as an ad campaign!
I believe you’re right. Traditionally he used to wear a tutu, high heels and suspenders ….. or was that just my father?
Surely a reverse ninja is a ajnin …… or am I being stupid?
Blocked chimney? Interrupted posts? Maybe you need to see a doctor?
Does the doctor moonlight as a builder and is he/she a bit of a boffin as well?
[I know, I know, a bit of a boffin is a boff - tee hee]
I’d like you to send me a huge and expensive present. But a Christmas card will do.
Be careful when you move. Don’t trip over anything.
Ooooo ….. perhaps I should draw a Daddy Papersurfer Christmas Card? ……. what’s the best way to illustrate having a grumpy Christmas I wonder?