………. just to let you know that we are moving to the Cliff Top Residence on the 15th of December and that ALL presents should be delivered down that particular chimney.

I apologise now for any inconvenience caused by the fact I’ve blocked up the chimney but I’m sure you will come up with something to make sure that all my gifts arrive on time. If you are reading this on the interweave, it is possible there may be some problems at that time re: the existence of the interweave – normal service will be resumed as soon as possible.

(I think he means his posts may be interrupted {{now there’s an opportunity for the quick witted}}, the interweave will still exist of course. Lo,TG Ed))

This information applies to anyone else that is thinking about sending me huge and expensive presents.