The Daddypaparazzi managed to get some sneaky footage of me sans cardboard box, sans scarf and sans t-shirt over my head and fixed on with a cloths peg. As it’s highly unlikely that this won’t make the main news on the TV I thought I’d come clean here and steal their thunder ……….
…………………… HAH, fooled and foiled them!!!!! – I’m not as simple as I look ……
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Stumble It!
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Just between you and me, (ok, and I guess everyone else who visits here) I’ve always thought you had a rather complicated look…
Confused simplicity I can assure you young Fraccy ….. are there any buns?
Oh… I was actually talking about your look, but given that I understand your
issuesneeds, I suppose I could pass you a bun. Would you like a bit of something to go on that bun, or shall I break it up and toss it to you bit by bit?{{lol 70steen, do you think he’ll figure out the duck reference there with the bun?}}
I’m not a duck you know ….. I don’t suppose you thought of that ……sheeeeesh
{{ not sure about the duck but ‘Just for men’ may be needed http://www.expresschemist.co.uk/pics/products/6611/0/justformennatashbrown.jpg *snigger*}}
Those brackets failed 70’s!!!!!
[Do you think it might work? ..... shussssh]
* looking around concerned at the bracket security*
[It may just do the trick... just get the right shade to match your eyebrows ]
[Which one? ...... they don't match very well]
go for the more vivid one ,, it will take years off you …..
Okey dokey – the middle one it is!
‘mono’ is usually the best one
*grazes knuckles on ground*
Underneath that calm, simple, exterior beats the heart of a complicated man… And underneath that is a lunatic!
So young and so full of insight!! – tee hee
If I had a penny for ever time I heard that…… I’d have a penny…. And a half….
Shall I say it again ……. ?
Yes, please!
OK ……. “it” …….. tee hee heeeeee
Hmm… Hardy-har….
so those chicken noises …. is that what goes on in your head????
….. and ducks and geese and, of course, voices ….. oh, the voices!!! ….. terrible, insistent voices …. hang on ….. sorry ….. they’re not voices, they’re the comments that people make – tee hee
You make a good point fraccy sis!
70’s is cleverer than she looks …….. I hope – tee hee
I am? oh yes I am!!
tee hee
It’s only a rumour ……
And here’s me thinking you are usually rushed off your feet trimming hedges, building steps, gardening, shopping etc. – and there you having time for a nap.
And why do you wear your hat indoors?
PS nice slippers…
Sandals actually …… unfortunately they are very comfortable and are worn 24/7. The TG has objected on several occasions about wearing them to bed but I have ignored her ….. obviously I take my hat off when we have visitors ……
slow day in celebrity-ville? where were the rest of the photogs? was there paint drying somewhere nearby?
I love watching paint dry [just thank your lucky stars I cut the footage down from over an hour to about a minute - tee hee]
new title – ‘fooling around on a Futon???????’
That works Kate ….. it’s the spare bed at the moment whilst I’m finishing off the rest of the work around here ….. oh no, more expense ……..
Sadly writer’s block attacks people world wide – even if they are not wearing hats. I have a theory that the importance of the – umm –
chairerrchickenOh what’s the word!Goddess– no, that’s not it – I think I may have written the last thing I will ever write – My brain has leaked out.Did it have to leak out here? I suppose I’d better find a mop …… heavens Archie, it’s HUGE …….
Aren’t you worried that having the laptop actually in your lap is going to have an impact…well, you know, on your baby-maker counts?
I’ve got two little chaps already David, aged 41 and 42, that’s quite enough …….
I was always intrigued: do they exist: bloggers who blog for the fun of it in stead of for the money?
Then I should have known… all those DP remarks about lying on the sofa…
You are an IKEA consultant!
Quite a brilliant one, obviously!
I’ve only been to IKEA once …. and I swore never to go again. So far as I remember, that sofa/futon thingy came from a shop in the Pantiles in Tunbridge Wells. If I’m wrong, I’m sure the TG will let me know …….
Oh, that comes to tell where IKEA gets their inspiration from, not sure yet about where you get it from
Easy, naming bricks and watching slow drying paint dry ….. slowly …..
Lucky you to live in a country where lots of houses have bricks…
I’m kept very busy ….. and also, walls have ears ….. which is nice ……
How many ears on average on one brick? And do you count a difference before and after the economical turmoil started?
There’s economic turmoil!!!!!?! – good grief ….. am I safe?
Do you have a safe to begin with?
Nooooo …… do I need one? …… this is getting very complicated …….
oh that was nuts!
i put it on a loop and check it regularly for inspiration
No chasing the little birdies Nooter or there will be no snacks for you ……..
now that youve forbidden it i reeeaaallly want to chase them….
Fetch!!!!! …… *throws stick* ……. [gets him every time ...... sweet]
I am concern about the slippers and heavy trousers in this summer heat – someone needs to find his shorts and sandals – where is the TG?
The TG is in hiding Sylvie. Actually, the trousers are very light weight and they ARE sandals!!! Perhaps I should have been wearing socks ………
Sylvie do you know what you are saying ????
I think that she’s actually lost it now ….. I wasn’t going to say anything though ……
Chickens and ducks, or DUCKS and chickens (ducks like to be first at everything, they’re such self-entitled overcompensating little twits)…ducks and chickens can REALLY interrupt great moments of inspirational writing.
…so can bats.
That’s why I keep the ol’ 12-gauge handy.
Look!! There goes one now!
**BLAM!
Thank you Static ….. you can be the official poacher ….. I do need to concentrate on my inspiration …. it’s very elusive …..
My favorite part was that fabulous hat….
Hello JennyMac – fab-u-lous dancer and all round good egg ……. the hat is a star ….. it’s a cricket hat actually ….. not that I play cricket you understand – way too frantic for me …….
I much prefer your synchronised knitting outfit, much more sedate.
I am getting a tad racy I suppose …… over excitement …….
I have a writer’s block. It sits on my desk and I use it as a paperweight. No wait, that’s a cinder block. Er…nevermind.
The confusion is acceptable, obviously, but a cinder block on your desk!!? – it must make dusting a nightmare Leeuna ……
I have always wondered about philosophical questions like: If a writer has writer’s block and there’s no one there to witness it, does it really occur? Now I know… Of course, there were witnesses, in this case. But did the writer in question know there were witnesses? Drat, more questions than answers!!
In that brief but erudite paragraph, you’ve summed up what philosophers have pondered about for generations Jamie ……
BTW, behind the camera was a very large oak tree, that during filming crashed to the ground …. I think that might help in your never ending quest for enlightenment ……
Did it make a sound?
I don’t know – I had my eyes closed …..
Staged. Totally staged. Not even DP. People fall for the simplest things sometimes.