Lo, she is a terrible Goddess has been getting rather cross. Apparently I get dressed in the wrong order.
To aid your rather feeble imaginations I have taken the trouble to provide an illustration so I can get you on my side.
I spring from the bed in the morning as nature intended (Nature could never, ever, have intended anything like that. Lo,TG Ed) [wearing my cardboard box] and, to avoid treading on my false teeth, I put on my socks and sandals first.
I then don my string vest so that I can tuck it snugly into my undercrackers.
I slip on my shirt and then put on my snazzy beige slacks. If the weather is a tad chilly I then slip on my cardigan.
All very logical and, I’m sure you’ll agree, the very bestest way of getting dressed.
PS Of course I sometimes require a more casual look and the slacks are replaced by ironed jeans with a lovely crisp crease.
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(Can’t help thinking you’ve airbrushed that piccie, Peabrain. Lo,TG Ed)
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what sort of starch do you use to get that nice crisp crease?
A mixture of goose fat and plaster …… very effective
Still can’t draw hands then…?
I can …… given time of course …… I’m very busy you know ……..
I wonder what he thought people would think his hands were doing? Might’ve been more prudent to have just drawn the hands and risked artistic critique?
:chuckles:
I’m preparing to put on my undercrackers ….. stuff has to be arranged you know …..
Snazzy? Did you actually type “snazzy”?
I typed it once ….. whereas you ………
Gosh you have a big a**e!!!!!
Why thank you young 70’s ….. *takes a perfectly counterbalanced bow*
I hope for TGs sake that you had your perfectly ironed jeans on at the time of the bow …..
I knew I’d forgotten something ….. [nearly broke a window as well]
You have a very small head…
Only in comparison with my botty …….
“thighs like tugboats” as my mother used to say…
Useful if you’re on the pull I suppose ……
I was thinking ‘turkey drumsticks’…
[The reality would probably make you think of sparrows ...... just sayin']
I see we have kind of a theme going here.
Shall I apologise now or leave it for later? …. tee hee
I love a cardy. I have a number of thick woolly ones but none of them are beige.
Beige is the new off-white ……..
I’m just curious… are the undercrackers like the speedos? Do you have to wear multiples for that ‘cleanliness’ factor? It’s quite legitimate of a question… I’m just preparing the office supply order and I see that we’re fortunate to find a savings in the glue & staples this time, so we might be able to squeeze in a few extra pairs of something for you. Nothing but 100% cotton though… that way I can creatively list it as a paper product and no one will be the wiser…
It’s not that I’m doing this to make you feel like you have to do anything extraordinary for the up-coming secretary’s day holiday or anything… I’m rather easy to please… flowers will do…
You’re due for a holiday? I had no idea …… I’m not sure it’s that convenient …… I’d better look in the diary …… mmmmmmm …….. where is the diary?
Spandex underwear and cardboard headgear… must be an early spring outing.
…. and now I’m thinking Easter bonnets ….. life is soooooo exciting ……