Just imagine waking up in the morning to be greeted by a reliable source telling you that “You’d better not go to work today as your level of tiredness is likely to increase your chances of having an accident by 54%”, or “Oh dear, hurty knee – definitely take a couple of days off” or [...]
Winnie-the-Pooh was first published in 1926. Of course, he was quite old already – A.A. Milne took ages to get round to writing about him.
I have always hoped, as no doubt you have, that I was related to Mr Sanders.
I have undertaken some extensive and thorough research and have some really wonderful news.
No doubt you [...]
I was really bored on Saturday ……….
………. please let me know who won …….. thank you
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(Oh my Lawd. I hope no-one’s permanently affected by that. Still, when we go to Portugal we can use those bags. Perhaps he should have got the full facial, i.e. beard plus very long, droopy, eyebrows. Lo,TG Ed)
I was born on the planet Gurn and expelled by the Brotherhood after an incident when I tried to light the farts of the Holy Cow.
The spaceship they sent me off in didn’t have a lavatory, but I managed with the clever use of some Tupperware and a straw.
I floated down, in a cloud of [...]
The Daddypaparazzi managed to get some sneaky footage of me sans cardboard box, sans scarf and sans t-shirt over my head and fixed on with a cloths peg. As it’s highly unlikely that this won’t make the main news on the TV I thought I’d come clean here and steal their thunder ……….
…………………… HAH, fooled [...]
1 Lalaland Avenue
Town Centre
Upyoursandbeyondshire
England
Dear Traffic Warden,
It was a pleasure to meet you outside the fish and chip shop the other day and, in case you were worried about it, even though they were stone cold after our little chat, I did manage to heat up my cod and chips when I got home.
The way [...]
There are occasions when you feel that you’re hitting your head against a brick wall. Every time you attempt something it all goes wrong.
The secret is either to find another way to reach your destination …….. or carry some dynamite . I think I’ll just turn left and see where it goes ……
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A number of years ago the TG and I invested in a small car company.
Tony Stevens is always up against the ‘big boys’ but keeps ploughing on. He has come up with some really innovative ideas over the years, for instance a mini car factory that fits into a container, and so is able to [...]
……. the case for Daddy Papersurfer.
24 hours ago.
“Oh look DP, this wrist watch has got a very clear face and is very reasonably priced. It’s just what you need.”
“OK, I’ll have a look later – I’m just re-arranging the cutlery drawer.”
5 minutes ago.
“Oh yes, that looks very good – I’ll send off for one.”
“Do [...]
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