Last year I did a thing asking for random words which I worked into a yarn later in the week ……. not knitting yarn!!!
Original post here and the story is here.
Gitwizard has suggested that I do it again as there are some new avid readers around.
I would say I’m game, except I’m afraid someone might [...]
So ……… we’ve seen Penfold and Tango and Papersurfer Jnr ……. and some oranges ……
……. and we’ve seen Lucy Pepper and her invisible professor …
…….. and now we’ve settled into the apartment …….
…….. so that’s alright then.
No internet, no television ……. only views and books ….. Mary Lawson, the last Harry Potter book [some people [...]
Everything is super simple …… and super complicated.
Everything you see on your computer starts off as ones and noughts……
……. and yet they can create this.
If your brain starts hurting just track back to your simple origins.
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Match of the Day
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Just imagine waking up in the morning to be greeted by a reliable source telling you that “You’d better not go to work today as your level of tiredness is likely to increase your chances of having an accident by 54%”, or “Oh dear, hurty knee – definitely take a couple of days off” or [...]
Winnie-the-Pooh was first published in 1926. Of course, he was quite old already – A.A. Milne took ages to get round to writing about him.
I have always hoped, as no doubt you have, that I was related to Mr Sanders.
I have undertaken some extensive and thorough research and have some really wonderful news.
No doubt you [...]
I was really bored on Saturday ……….
………. please let me know who won …….. thank you
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(Oh my Lawd. I hope no-one’s permanently affected by that. Still, when we go to Portugal we can use those bags. Perhaps he should have got the full facial, i.e. beard plus very long, droopy, eyebrows. Lo,TG Ed)
I was born on the planet Gurn and expelled by the Brotherhood after an incident when I tried to light the farts of the Holy Cow.
The spaceship they sent me off in didn’t have a lavatory, but I managed with the clever use of some Tupperware and a straw.
I floated down, in a cloud of [...]
The Daddypaparazzi managed to get some sneaky footage of me sans cardboard box, sans scarf and sans t-shirt over my head and fixed on with a cloths peg. As it’s highly unlikely that this won’t make the main news on the TV I thought I’d come clean here and steal their thunder ……….
…………………… HAH, fooled [...]
1 Lalaland Avenue
Town Centre
Upyoursandbeyondshire
England
Dear Traffic Warden,
It was a pleasure to meet you outside the fish and chip shop the other day and, in case you were worried about it, even though they were stone cold after our little chat, I did manage to heat up my cod and chips when I got home.
The way [...]
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