Category Archives: sculptures

A WALK ON THE WILD SIDE

We went for a walk the other day – I won’t tell you where it was as it’s secret.

It’s about 10 minutes drive from the Cliff Top residence.
There are loads of these left over from last year………

……….. the new ones will be starting to grow soon.
This is my version made out of a pebble, screws, [...]

THE JUICES ARE FLOWING

What a heady combination! The creative and gastric juices flowing all over the place. Avid readers, I bring you ……..

….. The House of Gingernuts!!!!

Now the shed is operational, goodness only knows what could happen. I just know you’re as excited as I am.
Have a lovely weekend …… and let the farce be with you to [...]

DANCING TO A DIFFERENT TUNA

The shed is fitted and ready to go ………

………. and I’ve wasted no time.
Within seconds of fitting the final shelf I created this …….

…….. which was created within seconds.
“Dancing to a Different Tuna” questions so many aspects of modern life I don’t know where to begin …….. so I won’t. It could also send the [...]

RUBBER SOLE

Hopping Mad by Daddy Papersurfer – the poem, not the lovely sculpture which is by David Kemp.

“The Wellington boot is a wondrous invention!”
I yelled as I hopped down the lane
“But if I had two, the extra protection
Would let me be normal again.”
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THE FOUR GINGERNUTS OF THE APOCALYPSE

It was very tricky to find a reddish one, a blackish one, a pale-ish one and a whitish one but, as you can clearly see, I managed in the end. (It leaps off the page, Peabrain. Lo,TG Ed)
My dedication to art is unlimited ……….
[I am, as we speak, peeling the glue off the gingernuts, so [...]

GREAT THINGS AHEAD

Here are some pictures of maquettes [models] of future projects.

Scale 1 to ∞
When made, this gingernut will be so dense that the universe will implode and total collapse will follow – probable title – “The Ultimate Dunk”.
[The rather splendid stand won’t be included ……. that would be silly]

Gingernut – Scale ∞-1 to 1 ……….. [...]

I’M ON THE EDGE,

……. the cutting edge of visionary and inspiring works of [partially] edible art.

What the ……!?!

A bit clearer, but I’m still confused ……

Ah, now this makes perfect sense.
The danger, the tension, the reflection of the human condition – our frailties, our reliance on bricks, our love of water, how some of us appear unbalanced. The subtle [...]

A NEW SCULPTURE!!!!!

My muse has returned with the appearance of the shed; not that I used it but that isn’t the point – it’s mere existence has got my creative juices flowing.
Avid readers, let me present ……..

…… The Leaning Tower of Gingernuts!!!!!
Slightly out of proportion I’m afraid because I got rather peckish during the creative process, but [...]

KEEPING UP APPEARANCES

The front garden at the Cliff Top Residence needs a makeover – I want it to demonstrate to the neighbourhood that I’m not a country bumpkin and that I have excellent taste.

I reckon this little chap should do the trick.
I suspect however that Lo, she is a terrible Goddess might have other ideas……..

……….. now, where [...]

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