Category Archives: sculptures

THE BOTTOM OF MY GARDEN

So today, I was sitting in the garden enjoying a G&T when I heard a voice emanating from the public footpath the other side of the hedge – “Is that art?”

I began to feel a tad depressed.

And then I remembered that yesterday, when I was actually on the public footpath looking for feathers, [...]

FAIRLIGHT’S COLUMN!

Please find clear and simple directions below
on how to find Fairlight’s Column!

Fairlight nestles to the East of Hastings right on the coast. It can be found.
There is just one road into Fairlight which also has to be used to escape. Basically it’s one large cul-de-sac which goes part way to explaining why the residents are [...]

WELL …

… it amuses me anyway.
The Egg and Sperm Race (click to view some adult content)

WHAT A SIGHT!

I’m wondering if my back gate could be designated an Area of Outstanding Unnatural and Terrific Interest …

…. or even a World Heretic Sight?

The comments as people fled from my Coastal Currents Open Studio this year would indicate that it could. Are grants available and who do you have to bribe?

PLANNING FOR THE FUTURE

When the call comes I know what I would do here ….

When the call comes I know what I would do here …

When the call comes I know what I would do here ….

I am ready.

LAST THROW OF THE DICE

This weekend is the last weekend of Coastal Currents Open Studios and, so far, it’s been grand.

I’ll be adding some of these …

… to the Mad Hatter’s tea table as a friendly nod to Tracey M&M’s notorious ‘My Bed’.

I hope none spill out though …

… as I don’t particularly want any reference to Damien Erstwhile’s [...]

IS IT THE ART OR THE LAVATORY?

Using my super power of peripheral vision I noticed that many visitors to my Open Studios didn’t do as they were told.

They missed out on this.

I wasn’t surprised but I must admit to some disappointment.

Ho hum

REPORT ON LAST SATURDAY’S PREVIEW

It all went jolly well and I’m looking forward to throwing open my side gate again next weekend and the weekend after as part of Coastal Currents Arts Festival 2015. Full details available here.

Overheard last weekend -

“Distressing.”

“Why?”

“Apart from all that, the biscuits were delicious .”

“Oh that reminds me, we need to buy some Vaseline.”

Right, I’ve [...]

THE DIE IS CAST

My work is done. Everything is in place for my Open Studio exhibition ‘Thru the Keyhole’ and I’m ready to throw open the side gate. The responsibility is now firmly in the eyes and minds of any visitors. I shall, of course, be there to make cups of tea and coffee and hand round the [...]

THE SOLUTION TO FRETTING

I have come up with a brilliant and effective solution to stop  people worrying about all those silly, unimportant things.

On a particularly fretful day last week, I decided to run around the carpark outside Morrisons the supermarket, wearing nothing more than a smile and a hat. It was very freeing but the worries about my [...]