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	<title>Daddy Papersurfer &#187; poems</title>
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	<description>Flimflam from someone who should know better</description>
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		<title>THE MISTER CLUB</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 20:23:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>daddyp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[poems]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mr Men]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mr President]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[silly poems]]></category>

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There are loads of Mister Men from Cool to Rude to Strong
From Tickle to Forgetful, the list is very long
There’s Mister Topsy-Turvy and Uppity and Bump
A Quiet and a Greedy, though there’s no Mr Thump
And then  there’s one more Mister that we really can’t ignore
A title lacking gravitas, it’s really rather poor
A person in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IF AT FIRST ….</title>
		<link>http://www.daddypapersurfer.com/if-at-first-%e2%80%a6/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 11:18:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>daddyp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[poems]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[books]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[brie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[elephant poo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[failure]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[flouncing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ideas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[light bulbs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sculpture]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[success]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wearing dresses]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.daddypapersurfer.com/?p=6708</guid>
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I do my best, I’m up for the new
I’ve even made sculptures with elephant poo
I’ve climbed up a hill clutching some brie
To see if I could manage to get down to the sea
And with abacus, ink and a very large hook
I’ve even attempted to write a great book
None of it’s worked or been a success
So [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NOSE VERSUS HAIR</title>
		<link>http://www.daddypapersurfer.com/nose-versus-hair/</link>
		<comments>http://www.daddypapersurfer.com/nose-versus-hair/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 05:00:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>daddyp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[poems]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[finding the way]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny poems]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hair]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[noses]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[partings]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.daddypapersurfer.com/?p=6699</guid>
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When finding the way I follow my nose
If it runs so do I
It makes sense I suppose
But the girl in the piccy uses her head
Til the parting of ways
When she loses the thread
So I think my way’s best, I hope you agree
And I don’t need a mirror
I’m completely hands free
Which allows me to hold thermos [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>20</slash:comments>
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		<title>BUTCH RHAPSODY</title>
		<link>http://www.daddypapersurfer.com/butch-rhapsody/</link>
		<comments>http://www.daddypapersurfer.com/butch-rhapsody/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 05:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>daddyp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[poems]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny poems]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[getting old]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[moisturising]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[very short poems]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wrinkles]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.daddypapersurfer.com/?p=6691</guid>
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The story of my life marks my face like a slap
I really had no idea I’d suffered so much crap.
[Actually, I suspect it’s got more to do with gravity and the lack of a moisturising regime but that doesn’t sound nearly as interesting or manly]
]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>17</slash:comments>
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		<title>WARNING – BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU GOOGLE</title>
		<link>http://www.daddypapersurfer.com/warning-%e2%80%93-be-careful-what-you-google/</link>
		<comments>http://www.daddypapersurfer.com/warning-%e2%80%93-be-careful-what-you-google/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2011 11:43:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>daddyp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[This & that]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poems]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chickens]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cock fighting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cocks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[strange photographs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tongue twisters]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.daddypapersurfer.com/?p=6547</guid>
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What the ……!!!?!
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked,
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
Or possibly
I am not the pheasant plucker,
I&#8217;m the pheasant plucker&#8217;s mate.
I am only plucking pheasants
Because the pheasant plucker&#8217;s late.
If anyone can provide another explanation [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>16</slash:comments>
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		<title>I’M ON HOLIDAY</title>
		<link>http://www.daddypapersurfer.com/i%e2%80%99m-on-holiday/</link>
		<comments>http://www.daddypapersurfer.com/i%e2%80%99m-on-holiday/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2011 18:14:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>daddyp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[poems]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA['hic']]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[brandy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[palm trees]]></category>

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The palm trees sway or is it me?
I’ve had a brandy or is it three?
I should have stuck to Earl Grey tea
Gotta go I need to pee.
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		<slash:comments>14</slash:comments>
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		<title>YOU JUST HAVE TO LIVE THERE TO LOOK INBRED</title>
		<link>http://www.daddypapersurfer.com/you-just-have-to-live-there-to-look-inbred/</link>
		<comments>http://www.daddypapersurfer.com/you-just-have-to-live-there-to-look-inbred/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Nov 2011 18:38:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>daddyp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[This & that]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poems]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banjo playing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[close relations]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cousins]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.daddypapersurfer.com/?p=6510</guid>
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There was a young man of Cabril
Whose brain was the size of a pill
His eyes they were wonky
He looked like a donkey
And people who met him felt ill.
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		<slash:comments>13</slash:comments>
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		<title>VIRTUAL VERSUS REAL</title>
		<link>http://www.daddypapersurfer.com/virtual-versus-real/</link>
		<comments>http://www.daddypapersurfer.com/virtual-versus-real/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2011 05:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>daddyp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Terrible Goddess & Me]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poems]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.daddypapersurfer.com/?p=6495</guid>
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I’ve stapled a copy of this piccy to my forehead to try and stop Lo, she is a terrible Goddess and Tiggz making fun of me when I play Angry Birds on the iPod Touch. It hasn’t worked.
Angry Birds
Angry Birds don’t do turds
Virtual poo is just absurd
Unless you count the words of nerds
So I am [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>12</slash:comments>
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		<title>WHAT A RELIEF</title>
		<link>http://www.daddypapersurfer.com/what-a-relief/</link>
		<comments>http://www.daddypapersurfer.com/what-a-relief/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jun 2011 05:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>daddyp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[This & that]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poems]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dogs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[loo seats]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[painful zips]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[peeing]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.daddypapersurfer.com/?p=5962</guid>
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The seat is lifted
My position shifted
My mind not drifted
Ahhhhhhhhh ……
Put it away
Hip hip hooray
Oh no, halfway
Bahhhhhhhh!
.
(A little more concentration would help. Lo,TGEd)

]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>18</slash:comments>
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		<title>CRUMBS</title>
		<link>http://www.daddypapersurfer.com/crumbs/</link>
		<comments>http://www.daddypapersurfer.com/crumbs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 May 2011 05:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>daddyp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Terrible Goddess & Me]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poems]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beds]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[biscuits]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[crumbs]]></category>

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Biscuit crumbs get everywhere
(Unless consumed with wary care).
“NOT IN BED”
It is said,
With force and such a weary glare.
[I’ve just read this out to Lo, she is a terrible Goddess who proceeded to demonstrate that particular look. I’m now in a state of abject fear and cannot continue. This is probably just as well as I [...]]]></description>
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