Category Archives: Match of the day

AT LAST …..

….. a good reason to have kids! Jason Lee is my current hero ……. I love to see kids obviously suffering for his art ……. excellent! . Match of the Day .

THE ART OF PROCRASTINATION

Edit 1 Through the inner eye and macro mind I spied the emerald canopy and wondered what lived beneath. Are there dragons and sprites? Perhaps small villages suffering under the evil hands of a warlord? The wind ……… [no ….. that isn’t working] Edit 2 The Stony Frog tries to attract a mate by donning […]

HASTINGS PIER

My local pier has been burnt down by arsonists. To be honest it was rather an ordinary pier that needed renovating at some enormous cost. I see the fire as a blessing in disguise. I would love to see a brand new, state of the art , high tech, sooper dooper STATEMENT of a pier. […]

ONCE UPON A TIME ….

OK children, I want you to play nicely today *looks hopeful*. I’m going to start a story and I’d like you to continue it in the comments section. Tomorrow I’ll try and complete the story – also in the comment section. Are you sitting comfortably? ….. right, I’ll begin. Once upon a time, in deepest […]

WILDLIFE PHOTOGRAPHY

There are two ways to get those perfect videos of nature. You can spend hours and hours in a hide like David Attenborough using very sophisticated equipment and top cameramen [whoops, should that be camerapeople nowadays!!?] or you can glance up from your computer and see this… What a pheasant surprise  ……. . Match of […]

HELP IS AT HAND

Goddesses have been helped for ages with cleverly hidden scaffolding – under wires, over wires, chicken fillets, ropes, pulleys and compressors and now, at last, peabrains have equality. Marks and Spencer have just launched the lunchbox enhancer and botty lifting Bodymax undercracker. I know there’s a ‘unique integral shelf’ but I do need to find […]

I’M A PROMO CODE!!!!

I’ve often thought I might aspire to being a ‘best before’ date or even a ‘sell by’ date but I never thought I’d be a ‘promo code’… This popped through my letter box the other day. I opened it …… like you would… HEY! that’s me!! And on closer inspection I spotted THIS! Blimey, I’m […]

ONLINE BANKING …….

….. or what happens when you’ve forgotten your password and you have to actually phone the help-line. *ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ……………….. ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring* Hello […]

IT’S AS GOOD AS MONEY IN THE BANKSY

Banksy has become the eponymousity [sorry, just practising if I ever move to the States] for graffiti art works. He’s paid a visit to my local town – Hastings …… ….. and a couple of days later some real graffiti artists had added to it ….. The local council who are delighted to have another […]

SMALL TALK

Oh hello, you look divine …. how are the boys? ….. did they build that shrine? I’m not too sure – is this one mine? …. yes, I used the Northern line …. Did you hear about Uncle Lime? ….. and then the incident with sisal twine …. No, he’s fine ….. [that doorway’s crooked, […]