Category Archives: Grumpy

NOT EVERYONE LIKES MY WORK

It came as a shock to me that not everyone likes my work. My oldest companion, Grumpy Ted, viewed my painting, mooned it and then broke wind. Rude.

SEXTING

(Warning – the following might offend some people) I was shocked to discover that Grumpy has fallen off the wagon and started sexting again. I’ve decided, after much thought and soul searching, to ‘show and tell’ in the hope that this disgusting and depraved behavior will stop. (Another warning – there’s a picture approaching) (Ok? […]