I entered the murder scene. There were bodies in every room. The old man sat on the sofa staring into the distance.
I made a list: 8 spiders, 3 flies, 4 earwigs, a mouse, a rat and a kitten – all under up-turned glasses. All dead.
I spoke to the old man.
No response.
I took a gingernut from [...]
A lot of people have sent me enquiries about how to eat a gingernut correctly. Lo, she is a terrible Goddess very graciously agreed to demonstrate.
You, of course, will never be able to achieve this level of elegance and refinement but at least it gives you something to aim for.
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Every man, woman, child and llama will have an endless supply of gingernuts whether they want them or not.
Every goddess must give peabrains a head start in discussions.
Domestic appliances will be allowed to be used only by goddesses – for health and safety reasons.
The default position of loo seats will be upright.
Investment interest [...]
There is nothing nicer for a special occasion than a cake.
Gingernut cake.
Ingredients
One gingernut
A candle
A candle holder [you will also need a means to light the candle – I would suggest either a lighter or matches. It is possible to rub two boy scouts together but this takes some time].
Method
Take one gingernut and carefully drill a [...]
Many many* avid readers have suggested that I post some recipes so here we go.
Gingernuts with ice-cream.
Ingredients
One tub of soft scoop vanilla ice-cream
One gingernut cube [illustrated - only available from the Daddy Papersurfer Emporium - price £5 + pp]
Method
Take two scoopfuls of ice-cream and place carefully in a bowl and then crumble a gingernut [...]
I realise that some avid readers might find this photograph of a gingernut being dunked a tad too graphic …….
……. but I felt it was my duty to call attention to what the humble gingernut has to go through for our pleasure.
Not only is the poor biscuit tortured with liquid almost at boiling point, but [...]
It was very tricky to find a reddish one, a blackish one, a pale-ish one and a whitish one but, as you can clearly see, I managed in the end. (It leaps off the page, Peabrain. Lo,TG Ed)
My dedication to art is unlimited ……….
[I am, as we speak, peeling the glue off the gingernuts, so [...]
Captain’s Blog – Stardate 15:00 hours – teatime!!
I’m really pleased 7 of 9 was around for afternoon crumpets yesterday…….. for a couple of reasons.
The Borgs chose this moment to attack …….. again. They were up to their usual shenanigans and tried to absorb the power of the gingernut.
7 of 9 ran around a lot to [...]
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