Category Archives: gingernuts

EXHIBIT 11

I Told You Not To Rattle My Cage There is a long story behind most things. The story behind this creation involves two opportunists, a banana, a lawn mower and a fireman … and that just scratches the surface. The full story will never be told. I apologize now to all future followers, art historians, […]

IT’S IN THE BAG

I’m organised. Everything is ready. Roll on Saturday! [that reminds me – buy some deodorant] Healing Magic Hands made a comment the other day that has made me go bananas and buy the bestest gingernuts in the world … [actually they were on offer… somebody’s God is smiling down on me]. As I’ve often heard […]

SECRET REVEALED!

This coming Saturday is the day that the contents of my brain will be displayed in an area Eight Foot Square. For one afternoon only I will be stripped naked for all to see on the Stade in Hastings. I hope it isn’t going to be chilly. As an added incentive I will be revealing […]

THE NINJA SHOPPER – PART TWO

Avid Readers, I may have seemed a tad casual as I prepared to tuck away the receipt, however, with the faint echo of the TG’s voice ringing gently in my ear I decided to check to make sure I’d been awarded the 55p rebate due for the gingernut ‘bulk buy’. Yes. No problems, thank goodness. […]

THE NINJA SHOPPER – PART ONE

Although it was raining hard Lo, she is a terrible Goddess insisted suggested that I went shopping – votive offerings were running low. I had to park quite a way from the supermarket so by the time I had managed to find a trolley, find that I’d left the £1 coin needed to release it […]

PART 5

She shrugged. “I was going to crush them anyway to make a base for a cheese cake. Are there a couple of whole ones left to have with our cuppa? I do enjoy a gingernut about this time of day.” [Have a wonderful weekend and don’t drop your gingernuts] .

VALENTINE’S DAY 2011

Due to the financial crisis I have not bought Lo, she is a terrible Goddess any chocolates, flowers, diamonds, gingernuts or little black numbers. Neither have I arranged to take her to the theatre, a restaurant, a fashion show or the supermarket. (Ronald will be disappointed. LO, TG Ed) However, I vow not to irritate […]

THE LITTLE PEOPLE

I’ve been making every effort to provide employment for the little people that live in my neck of the woods. This ‘ickle chap is thoroughly enjoying cleaning my glasses, except when I used them to stir my coffee of course. He did get some over-time that day although his glances in my direction were a […]

DADDY PAPERSURFER’S CHRISTMAS MESSAGE

Tomorrow is Christmas Day. Every year it falls on the same date. What are the chances!!?! Have a lovely time with the ones that you love, the ones that are OK and the several that are barely tolerable. For the peeps who are travelling to somewhere, drive safely and for those on their own – […]

DOING MY BIT

As this is such an important message it will remain here for about a week while I get my act together. .