Due to the financial crisis I have not bought Lo, she is a terrible Goddess any chocolates, flowers, diamonds, gingernuts or little black numbers. Neither have I arranged to take her to the theatre, a restaurant, a fashion show or the supermarket. (Ronald will be disappointed. LO, TG Ed)
However, I vow not to irritate her [...]
I’ve been making every effort to provide employment for the little people that live in my neck of the woods.
This ‘ickle chap is thoroughly enjoying cleaning my glasses, except when I used them to stir my coffee of course. He did get some over-time that day although his glances in my direction were a tad [...]
As this is such an important message it will remain here for about a week while I get my act together.
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I’ve often thought I might aspire to being a ‘best before’ date or even a ‘sell by’ date but I never thought I’d be a ‘promo code’…
This popped through my letter box the other day.
I opened it …… like you would…
HEY! that’s me!! And on closer inspection I spotted THIS!
Blimey, I’m being stalked by a [...]
Why not try and fit both feet into one wellington boot?
Or get dust bunnies to breed?
You could experiment in the kitchen – I tried smearing Marmite on gingernuts.
Do something creative with tissue paper, string and an old pair of tights or practise singing Silent Night in Latin.
There’s so much to do and it’s all a [...]
The Jaffa cake and chocolate finger make me want to scream
I have no time for bourbons or the humble custard cream
Digestives? No!!
The prize must go
To the GINGERNUT supreme.
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(I’m totally sick of bally gingernuts. Lo,TG Ed)
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