Category Archives: blogging

YOU REAP JUST WHAT YOU SOW

Oh goody goody, those lovely people at Fuelmyblog have arranged for me to get some ice-cream from Simply Ice Cream – three different flavours no less! I’ve got a brilliant idea for a video. Imagine this :- I’m sitting at a table dressed in a DJ looking very sauve and sophisticated. I have a huge […]

AT LAST!!!

Thanks to Sledpress posting this video … … I can, at last, admit to liking musicals, Cher, Elton John, Madonna and Saint Sebastian. I’m still not sure about Judy Garland though. May you have a joyous weekend whether you’re lesbian, gay, bi-sexual, trans gendered, hetero, or somewhere in between. . (I like all of the […]

ANTIPODEAN PAINS IN THE NECK

One of the problems associated with living at the Cliff Top Residence is … … that seagulls fly overhead apparently carrying open cans of white emulsion paint. On the opposite side of our planet these two blighters … … seem to have possessed Archie. Even if Sid is paying a homage to my good self […]

HELP WANTED

As the age of retirement rushes towards me, I’ve decided it’s about time I got a proper job. To this end I have created a poster. Please print off as many copies as you need and put them somewhere you think suitable. Thank you. [At least Lo she is a terrible Goddess can’t say I […]

SKINNING CATS

An exciting looking package arrived from the North just before Christmas and was duly opened on the day itself. There was a book called ‘Good Breeding’ – full of photographs of prize animals accompanied by their owners from around the world taken by Yann Arthus-Bertrand. One of the main themes seemed to be huge testicles; […]

TIME FOR A SYNOPSIS

It is with an almost morbid interest that I watch various peeps on the Interweave chasing after the Holy iGrail. They endeavour somehow to win iVirality gaining vast numbers of iClicks, becoming the next ‘big’ thing, having vigorous sales of mugs, a recognition by the iMasses of the new iStephen Fry or the iBill Shakespeare. […]

I’M A PROMO CODE!!!!

I’ve often thought I might aspire to being a ‘best before’ date or even a ‘sell by’ date but I never thought I’d be a ‘promo code’… This popped through my letter box the other day. I opened it …… like you would… HEY! that’s me!! And on closer inspection I spotted THIS! Blimey, I’m […]

LISTS

Everyone needs lists …….. otherwise listlessness sets in ……. obviously. The Top 100.net is all about lists. I’ve put various lists over there: this has been great fun – the people involved have just the right amount of dementedness and are excellent at telling me how to do ‘stuff’ when I got confused. There are […]

THE DEAD MONKEY SOCIETY

The more observant avid reader will have noticed that I’ve been graffitied by the Dead Monkey Society. While I’m trying to find some kids on ASBO’s to come and clean up this mess, I would be very grateful if you could visit the said Society on Facebook and lodge a complaint or two. This sort […]

A PET HATE

smug |sm_g| adjective ( smugger, smuggest) having or showing an excessive pride in oneself or one’s achievements : he was feeling smug after his win. DERIVATIVES smugly adverb smugness noun ORIGIN mid 16th cent.(originally in the sense [neat, spruce] ): from Low German smuk ‘pretty.’ I still haven’t forgiven him for attempting to ruin an […]