Just imagine waking up in the morning to be greeted by a reliable source telling you that “You’d better not go to work today as your level of tiredness is likely to increase your chances of having an accident by 54%”, or “Oh dear, hurty knee – definitely take a couple of days off” or [...]
There has been a debate of Biblical proportions raging over at Archies Archive about bread.
It’s been over which colour is superior – brown or white.
I fear that the ‘Toaster Wars’ could ensue and the whole world could go up in smoke ……… luckily, I quite like my toast burnt ……
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At last I’ve got time to write this long awaited post. Many readers have expressed an interest in ………
STOP PRESS !!!!
I’ve just heard that Penfold’s book is now available.
“I couldn’t put this book down” – Alf Fotheringay, manager of the SupaGlue factory in Grimsby
“I’ve bought 100 copies and used them to decorate the downstairs [...]
I find that I am in need of a stalker. All stars need at least one stalker.
If interested please leave me your details and a brief run down on why you think that you’d be suitable – the only criterion I have is that you’ve got a pulse.
Good luck ……..
[Terms and conditions apply as far [...]
DaddyP #iffamouspeopletwittered “Just going for a paddle” King Canute
DaddyP #iffamouspeopletwittered “Thinking about applying for the X Factor – my friends say I’ve got a lovely voice” Bob Dylan
DaddyP #iffamouspeopletwittered “Considering going vegan” Hannibal Lecter
DaddyP #iffamouspeopletwittered “Anyone else feeling a tad chilly? I think I’ll light a fire – lol” Joan of Arc
DaddyP #iffamouspeopletwittered “Wishing I [...]
There is nothing nicer for a special occasion than a cake.
Gingernut cake.
Ingredients
One gingernut
A candle
A candle holder [you will also need a means to light the candle – I would suggest either a lighter or matches. It is possible to rub two boy scouts together but this takes some time].
Method
Take one gingernut and carefully drill a [...]
A stick of course – tee hee.
Anyhoo, I expect you could see that sticking out a mile, but I’ll stick to the theme anyway.
That well known Canadian Blogger [an oxymoron perchance? ….. tee hee] Fracarse, gave me an idea the other day.
Apparently she has a tendency to get the wrong end of the stick, so [...]
Whether a birthday present from a French sophisticate arrives to greet you when you get back from holiday…..
……. or if presents arrive very late from a teen of the 70’s ……
…… it cheers you up no end – whatever the weather is like [wet and windy ever since we returned ………. tsk].
Thanks, Blogworld goddesses ………. [...]
……. a picture paints a thousand words. Just to save you one of those reeeeally long blog posts which I detest …………
compared with …….
De dum de dum de dum de dum ………..
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