I suppose it’s about time I wrote a bucket list. The trouble is I have no idea what to put on it. I don’t want to swim with bloody dolphins and Lo, she is a terrible Goddess has banned me from bungee jumping off the Eiffel Tower wearing nothing but a kilt and a smile.
Please [...]
Scene: The village shop. The girl behind the counter, Milly, is rearranging the display of gingernut biscuits.
Enter Mr Daddy Papersurfer.
Milly: “Oh, Sir Papersurfer sir …..” [getting rather flustered, whilst dropping a curtsy and three packets of gingernuts] ” what news I have for you! We have just been delivered of some Mother’s Pride, sliced, no [...]
It’s the time of year when these will be keeling over soon …..
…… and these will be opening and closing their eyes on a daily basis for many months to come …..
…… except the ones that get beheaded with the lawn mower. Still, they don’t seem to mind too much – they always come back [...]
I received this email from the European Commission yesterday:-
Berlaymont
rue de la Loi, 200
1040 – Bruxelles
Dear Mr ******** [Using my real name!!!] (Good Lord. How could they possibly know THAT. Horrible! Lo,TG Ed)
It has come to our attention that you have various sites on the internet.
To whit:
Daddy Papersurfer
Dear Teddy – in association with *** ****** & [...]
………. just to let you know that we are moving to the Cliff Top Residence on the 15th of December and that ALL presents should be delivered down that particular chimney.
I apologise now for any inconvenience caused by the fact I’ve blocked up the chimney but I’m sure you will come up with something to [...]
Frog dog is now peeing outside – don’t ask about anything else!
Avid readers – a seminar,
Word games and the development of communication techniques are fascinating, although considering the IQ of most people that I meet, sometimes the latter seems a waste of time. [ Papersurfer readers, you are exempt from this generalisation however academically challenged [...]
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