
The story of my life marks my face like a slap
I really had no idea I’d suffered so much crap.
[Actually, I suspect it’s got more to do with gravity and the lack of a moisturising regime but that doesn’t sound nearly as interesting or manly]

The story of my life marks my face like a slap
I really had no idea I’d suffered so much crap.
[Actually, I suspect it’s got more to do with gravity and the lack of a moisturising regime but that doesn’t sound nearly as interesting or manly]
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Well, I think you look just like a cute little puppy…
… and with that extra eye I can look backwards.
Which end is front?
I’m not sure … *scratches head*
I never did understand the appeal of that breed. And I know someone who did a rescue adoption for one and the poor dog was always plagued with skin problems.
I’m sure you are much cuter than that dog, no matter what end we are looking at.
Even I’m worried by that comment!
and oddly I can’t stop laughing
It’s a funny old world … *sigh*
my niece, DQ, has not one – but TWO of those dogs. far more skin than brains… as this photo suggests, if i had a dog that ugly, i’d shave its arse and teach it to walk backwards.
… and call it Cyclops?
nah. just “hey, you freaky-lookin’ goober! watch where you’re going!”
I like a snappy name …
that photo has just reminded me of the last weekend .. puppy… lots of butt hair … pooh butt plug.. get scissors… pooh smell…wrenching teen .. relieved puppy ….
[from the pup] mama mia let me go ……
Way too much information! *places cereal bowl down and starts taking deep breaths*
Very accurate portrait! I see you can’t travel fast enough to escape earth’s gravity eh?!
I can’t even travel fast enough to escape the sofa.