The story of my life marks my face like a slap
I really had no idea I’d suffered so much crap.

[Actually, I suspect it’s got more to do with gravity and the lack of a moisturising regime but that doesn’t sound nearly as interesting or manly]


  1. Posted January 25, 2012 at 11:23 am | Permalink

    Well, I think you look just like a cute little puppy…

    daddyp replied:

    … and with that extra eye I can look backwards.

  2. Posted January 25, 2012 at 1:28 pm | Permalink

    Which end is front?

    daddyp replied:

    I’m not sure … *scratches head*

  3. Posted January 25, 2012 at 5:19 pm | Permalink

    I never did understand the appeal of that breed. And I know someone who did a rescue adoption for one and the poor dog was always plagued with skin problems.

    I’m sure you are much cuter than that dog, no matter what end we are looking at.

    daddyp replied:

    Even I’m worried by that comment!

    Barbara replied:

    and oddly I can’t stop laughing

    daddyp replied:

    It’s a funny old world … *sigh*

  4. Posted January 26, 2012 at 1:23 am | Permalink

    my niece, DQ, has not one – but TWO of those dogs. far more skin than brains… as this photo suggests, if i had a dog that ugly, i’d shave its arse and teach it to walk backwards.

    daddyp replied:

    … and call it Cyclops?

    daisyfae replied:

    nah. just “hey, you freaky-lookin’ goober! watch where you’re going!”

    daddyp replied:

    I like a snappy name …

  5. Posted January 26, 2012 at 1:38 am | Permalink

    that photo has just reminded me of the last weekend .. puppy… lots of butt hair … pooh butt plug.. get scissors… pooh smell…wrenching teen .. relieved puppy ….

    70steen replied:

    [from the pup] mama mia let me go ……

    daddyp replied:

    Way too much information! *places cereal bowl down and starts taking deep breaths*

  6. Posted January 26, 2012 at 6:29 am | Permalink

    Very accurate portrait! I see you can’t travel fast enough to escape earth’s gravity eh?!

    daddyp replied:

    I can’t even travel fast enough to escape the sofa.

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