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Yesterday I finished the plumbing at the Cliff Top Residence: now I would like you all to come to a Loo Party.

I’ve spent the last week finishing off the shower room, complete with talking lavatory (after Peabrain had been in there this morning I had to dash in with a restorative – the poor thing was quite hysterical. Lo,TG Ed). Quite frankly, the plumbing dragged on a bit, but it is now done – I wash my hands of it [which before I finished I couldn’t ……… obviously]. I’m now hoping to be sponsored by Dove hand wash.

Help yourself to shampoo, loo roll, handwash, towels or whatever …… and let’s get down and super clean.

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11 Comments

  1. nursemyra
    Posted May 16, 2009 at 7:56 am | Permalink

    but it hasn’t got one of those plastic “I’ve just been cleaned” strips on it…..

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    Daddy Papersurfer replied: May 16th, 2009 at 8:12 am

    We aren’t running a hotel you know ……

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    70steen replied: May 16th, 2009 at 9:42 am

    Heard you were taking bookings for 2012…..

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    70steen replied: May 16th, 2009 at 9:42 am

    Well that is what is written on the toilet wall

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    daddyp replied: May 16th, 2009 at 10:14 am

    Have you been in the gents again? ……

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    70steen replied: May 16th, 2009 at 7:51 pm

    it is the only way I can keep abreast of the gossip!!

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  2. gitwizard
    Posted May 16, 2009 at 8:33 am | Permalink

    I’m sure there must be hundreds of puns about plumbing, just off to the little boys room to think of some. Bet you’re feeling flushed with success…………

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    Daddy Papersurfer replied: May 16th, 2009 at 8:37 am

    Would you like to be the first to …. ? .. oh never mind ……

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    archiearchive replied: May 16th, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    So who will be the loo tenant?

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    daddyp replied: May 16th, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    The first one to leave a deposit I suppose …..

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  3. sylvied
    Posted May 16, 2009 at 9:13 am | Permalink

    very good work! what the hidden wooden box on the floor? remember I am sensitive…don’t go in to deep info…

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    daddyp replied: May 16th, 2009 at 10:16 am

    SCALES!!!! ….. so that I know I’m as boooooootiful as ever …….. [although slightly misshaped due to gravity and a hard life - tee hee]

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  4. b4by
    Posted May 16, 2009 at 10:01 am | Permalink

    hello everyone, and good morning to daddy!! :)
    uhuhh, good work with the Loo Party! I looiikeee this! ;)
    Well, here’s something for you to make the Loo Party more fun!

    https://the-joke-shop.com/ProductImages/24755.jpg the ice cream bubbles for everyone!! :)

    cheers!! xxx

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    70steen replied: May 16th, 2009 at 7:52 pm

    cool bubbles B4by … love them :-)

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  5. daddyp
    Posted May 16, 2009 at 10:18 am | Permalink

    Bubbles!!! – thank you Baby.

    Would anyone like some bleach? or a rub down with a pumice stone ………?

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  6. Kate
    Posted May 16, 2009 at 10:35 am | Permalink

    Why am I always suspicious of built in loos? How do you get to the cistern if necessary? You can tell we had problems here at Fairy Cottage when we first moved in can’t you – Joe Bungle (previous owner) had boxed everything in and a slow leak had gone un-noticed ….. until the floorboards rotted and the bathroom wall fell down – after I’d bought it!!!!

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    daddyp replied: May 16th, 2009 at 11:03 am

    There’s a clever hatchy thing so if there are any problems I can get to the inner workings. Of course, as I did the plumbing I don’t expect there to be any problems – tee hee

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  7. Kate
    Posted May 16, 2009 at 11:57 am | Permalink

    What??? Is that you Joe Bungle???? I need a word with you….

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    daddyp replied: May 16th, 2009 at 1:15 pm

    No no no ….. I’m from Bodgit & Leggit ….. a very reputable company …….

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  8. Rocket Dog
    Posted May 16, 2009 at 1:06 pm | Permalink

    Please can someone tell me why do we put scale in the bathroom? Is it the only place we’re allowed to weight ourselves? Pretty loo though, all nice and shiny :)

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    daddyp replied: May 16th, 2009 at 1:17 pm

    Hello Rocket Dog. The scales are in bathrooms so that no-one else can see the horror on our faces when we stand on them completely naked …… with one foot sneakily dragging on the ground ……..

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    Rocket Dog replied: May 16th, 2009 at 1:26 pm

    Hi daddy, i love your blog and your pic too. Is that the face you’re talking about when you’re on the scale naked with one foot?? Hehe..

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    daddyp replied: May 16th, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    Obviously that was taken some years ago …….

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  9. fracas
    Posted May 16, 2009 at 2:51 pm | Permalink

    I think you should’ve titled this post “The Loo-au” You really should consult with me (you know… your fracretary) regarding such matters; after all, I have skills other than retrieving papers from the floor and causing trouble…

    Aside from that though, I’d love to help break in your loo… but I was a bit tipsy yesterday and mistakenly thought the second photo in your last post was the, ummm… facilitites and so don’t quite have the urge anymore. Odd… it doesn’t tell time accurately anymore. Was it not waterproof?

    Hmmm….

    Rather lovely job though DP. You continually amaze me at the things you can do when you stop obsessing about all those girlie magazine clippings set your mind to it.

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    daddyp replied: May 16th, 2009 at 3:20 pm

    I don’t think I could cope with two editors – I get into enough deep water with the TG as it is. The timepiece is fine BTW ….. are you sure that’s where you went?

    [The shower room was cleverly designed by the TG, squeezed into a corner of the bedroom - the bathroom has been re-jigged completely - I do have to finish tiling in there though and build a cupboard - should keep me out of trouble]

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  10. thinkinfyou
    Posted May 16, 2009 at 6:23 pm | Permalink

    You are just filled with talent. I bet your party will be the shit!!!

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    daddyp replied: May 16th, 2009 at 6:26 pm

    That’s funny – I was just over at your place staring at some hairy nipples – tee hee

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  11. gitwizard
    Posted May 16, 2009 at 6:57 pm | Permalink

    Wasn’t keen on that cooking sherry at your last party, so i’m bringing a case of rather fine Shiraz from the Armitage Shanks vineyard.

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    daddyp replied: May 16th, 2009 at 7:22 pm

    A much better choice than the Crapper vintage – well done GW …….

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    70steen replied: May 16th, 2009 at 7:54 pm

    isn’t that labelled for retail as ‘Lambrini’???

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    daddyp replied: May 16th, 2009 at 7:56 pm

    That’s a Poopa Scooter isn’t it?

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    gitwizard replied: May 17th, 2009 at 12:53 am

    The GT125 had carb issues I believe, I now stick to the anti-pasti turbo Mermaid De-Luxe, with extra ‘flick’ tail.

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    daddyp replied: May 17th, 2009 at 8:15 am

    Nothing worse than a mermaid named Moby ….

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