I have never played bingo on-line and only once in real life. To try and keep me occupied I suspect, those kind and thoughtful folk over at Fuel My Blog pointed me and other people to Mr Bingo’s site and have asked for a review. My name will go in a hat and, if I’ve applied enough glue, will win an absolute fortune.
I’m extremely fussy about, and easily confused by, a lot of web-sites. They should be easy to read and intuitive, making you instinctively press the right buttons to find the information you need. I am very sorry to say that Mr Bingo …….
………. has succeeded ….. which is very annoying as I like to complain if at all possible.
There are on-line reviews of the different games available, advice on improving your chances and even information on what the Bingo Master calls his balls – “ Rhymes with eleven – number 11.” ” Very good friends – 69!” Actually I made those up, although I believe that nowadays ‘88’ has to be called “Two ladies with wonderful personalities.”
Security issues are dealt with, there’s an active forum and promotions – all in all well organised, idiot proof and a delight to review.
Now shusssssh, one more number and I’m a winner ……. hang on ……… hang on ……. HOUSEY BINGO ME ME ME!!!!!!!!
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Stumble It!
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I thought bingo was supposed to be a social game. Like Scrabble used to be. But now it’s all online games.
Sad. The lot of us.
If it wasn’t for online ’stuff’ I’d never have had the pleasure of knowing you my lickle angel – and think of the advantages of the non-existence of smellyweb ……
BTW – did you really think of a word the other day or were you showing off?
Hi Zoe, just looked at your blog. You have a John Cooper Clarke quote on there.
Back in the 80s, my friends and I went to a gig in Brighton where John was appearing with Linton Kwesi Johnson. Too much to say on this comment.
I’ll leave you two to chat …… Zoe only pops back every now and again though …..
Yes. I have a bizzy, bizzy job now
Don’t forget to record the Apprentice! ….. nighty nite
And is it safe, I clicked on ClickonMillion£££££Bingo,
and my account now appears to be emp
….ty. There it is!
The best thing about bingo is that it’s an anagram of boing.
Actually the one time I did play with Penfold, on the Pride of Bilbao, was fun ……. until he scooped the jackpot …….
what you never played bingo on the sea front as a kid and won spoons or keyrings?? you poor deprived soul…..
glad you have done your review…. ‘cut …. and…. there it is ‘paste’……..
I’m deprived!!!!?! – I knew there was something wrong with me …… and I’m going to keep a very close eye on your blog with my lawyers present!
mmmm you started it … see your comment on my blog yesterday
[did I spell it wrong? Should there be and 'a' not an 'i'??]
I am certainly not ‘depraved’!!!!!
Well, there was that one time when ……. oh never mind ……. anyway, I couldn’t hang about waiting for you to do something ….. I’m terribly busy you know …..
I’ve got ‘that’ file right here 70s… would you like me to courier it over to the Fanzine HQ?
I can do a special rate, my Dakota is re-fuelling in Canada as we speak……..
Daer Frac …. I shall be waiting at the front door … I reckon it will be a hefty file so won’t go through the letter box ….
I hope it doesn’t drop on your head …….
I doubt Frac will use carrier pigeon??
Don’t forget that they aren’t that advanced in Canadialand …….. tee hee
I think I’ll take GW up on the courier offer… and perhaps pay a tad extra for an additional small (but very weighty) package to ‘accidentally’ land on a certain someone near a certain Cliff Top Residence…
I wonder if I can find my crash hat? ….. you couldn’t have a look for me could you Fraccy?
On line Bingo? I don’t think I’d like that… where’s the excitement? I would definitely need excitement!!!!
Atmosphere is important I suppose …… particularly when breathing …..which you need to do to shout “BINGO!!!!”
SSSShhhhh I’m supposed to be working here!!!!!
TWO LITTLE DUCKS-22!
Where are my ear muffs? …….
On your ears? Just a guess…
Or is that just an excess of ear hair?
Answering my own comments now, we won’t need you at all at this rate – sorry!
Thank heavens you’re here – I can’t hear a thing – please hold the fort ……… ta
Evening Diane, on my way back to blighty.
Just popped over to Fracas’ place to drop a couple of pallets of sensible underwear (no, I haven’t got a clue either, I just fly the thing).
Sensible underwear? Has someone got a grudge against me or something? Why would anyone want to hurt me with a pallet of sensible underwear?
I’m crushed (and possibly literally…)
Orders from DP central Fracas, I just fly the stuff, can you re-paint that target BTW?.
Thanks to Google Streets for the information, I’ve already managed hire and instruct some very enterprising young lads to re-paint the target temporarily. TG shouldn’t worry when noticing an increase in the numbers of sensible women’s underwear that seem to be piling up near this future ’shed’ out at the Cliff Top… it’s all quite explainable…
I’m concerned about the weather you’re suffering and your ‘orrible headache – you’ve got to keep warm and ’snuggly’ ……..
Oh no… the best thing for an ‘orrible ‘eadache is cold. How often do you see poor suffering souls asking for a heating pad to place on their head when it hurts?
Sheesh. Old age really does something to the memory, doesn’t it. I’d hate to think you might actually forget other such necessary medical and personal grooming details such as which end to use the toothbrush on…
(Note to TG: Do not ever share, even by accident, his toothbrush…)
I use the end with bristles …….
DP, she sounds really angry, shall I just bring them back?
She’s firm but fair GW ……. just drop ‘em off and run away quickly ……
I’m afraid the Mr. Bingo site is a big fraud. I looked all over the main page and couldn’t fing even ONE LINK to the vatican site.
Sheesh. I’m thoroughly disappointed.
You’re still on the ball although you’re unwell – you should get a medal [to go with that shoe I sent you] – I’ll have a word with 70’s and GW ……
Ok DP, got all the medals from e-bay, flight plan’s in, when do I leave?
They should be delivered ASAP – before they go green …..
A wee tip for you GW, to keep you from landing in a spot of trouble when trying to fly certain forbidden items into Canada…
—> No matter how he pleads with you, you must instruct DP to understand that tiny little chipolata rounds do not qualify as ‘medals’ and are not considered an item readily allowed across the border into Canada.
I’d hate for you to get in trouble or anything. You do know how back-breaking it can be to be confined to work detail in a Canadian prison, don’t you? There’s hours and hours of cutting ice blocks for the igloo projects. After all, we built Banff (and other) National Park as well as much of our Railroads with slave labour… why stop now?
I know somebody in Banff!!!!! I wonder if he’s a slave? ….. I’m not sure if he’s married or not …..
Err, DP, can’t see anything here in our contract…….
Read the small print ….. and then tell me ….. I’ve lost my glasses ……