BEING A FAMOUS AUTHOR

Tricolour DP

I’ve been practising for the interviews which will surely be demanded of me when my tome becomes the next blog buster.

I’ve decided to be modest and say that my scribblings are merely simple thoughts written down rather hurriedly without much thought.

Lo, she is a terrible Goddess agrees that this is the right manner to adopt.

“Oh, you’ve decided to be truthful have you? Well done …. very brave.”

Even if I don’t quite manage to be number 1 in the various best selling lists I’d be quite happy with number 2’s.

(Peabrain! No more of these pathetically childish double entendres. [After that disgraceful poem about a certain type of garden I’m going to have to be rather severe.] Lo,TG Ed)

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