Lo, she is a terrible Goddess has been getting rather cross. Apparently I get dressed in the wrong order.
To aid your rather feeble imaginations I have taken the trouble to provide an illustration so I can get you on my side.
I spring from the bed in the morning as nature intended (Nature could never, ever, [...]
What a heady combination! The creative and gastric juices flowing all over the place. Avid readers, I bring you ……..
….. The House of Gingernuts!!!!
Now the shed is operational, goodness only knows what could happen. I just know you’re as excited as I am.
Have a lovely weekend …… and let the farce be with you to [...]
There have been a few signs that we are coming out of winter.
The Firehills looking west from the bottom of the garden showing blue skies.
The path to the actual cliff top with some crocuses enjoying the sun.
Standing on the cliff edge with a few gorse flowers doing their best.
Even Goldilocks and her brothers and [...]
I may be a fool but I did go to school
And I did learn a thing or two.
I know for a fact [not in the abstract]
That zebras are striped and they chew.
I also know that they actually grow
In Africa far far away
So why do our roads have copious loads
Of crossings for them if they stray?
.
(Not [...]
The shed is fitted and ready to go ………
………. and I’ve wasted no time.
Within seconds of fitting the final shelf I created this …….
…….. which was created within seconds.
“Dancing to a Different Tuna” questions so many aspects of modern life I don’t know where to begin …….. so I won’t. It could also send the [...]
The apple of my eye just said to me,
“I keep thinking of apples. Inside the apple the seed starts off pale and immature and slowly develops to maturity – and then time takes hold of the outside. Crinkles and wrinkles and a softness happens on the outside but the pip remains the same …… bit [...]
In the supermarket the other day I was quietly weighing the frozen peas to make sure I got the fullest pack they had when I was suddenly aware that a woman whose bosom looked like the love child of the Atlas mountains and the continental shelf was walking down the aisle towards me seeming determined [...]
……. like a woman sconed.
Part of the adoration rites I had to learn when Lo, she is a terrible Goddess deigned to marry me, was the baking of fresh scones for her delight and delectation.
I prepared some the other day and smothered them in home-made strawberry jam and cream.
As I presented them to the TG [...]
Out of my ears and out from my nose
Where it’ll end only heaven knows
Growing odd hair is really a farce
Fetch me a mirror so I can check on my back.
Perhaps I should shave the bits I can reach
Oh do stop growing I ask and beseech
As I pull and snip and eventually pluck
Oh I give up, [...]
My life has changed since Lo, she is a terrible Goddess has got new eyes.
1. I have to be very wary about making faces.
2. Apparently dribbling food down one’s front is a ‘no no’.
3. Shoes should be at least clean if not polished.
4. I can actually be seen even if I’m sitting VERY still [...]
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