I am blown off course
But an ill wind it was not
The food down South is bloody fantastic, so quite frankly, I think I’ll hang around here for a few more weeks.
[a few weeks ago]
[a couple of days ago]
This young chap arrived about 6 weeks ago looking rather dishevelled, wet, cold and hungry. He looks fine [...]
We all know that a lot of life is spent waiting. I had a little Google to see what other people had said …..
I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes. – Steven Wright
My whole life is waiting for the questions to which I have prepared [...]
I’m often asked how Lo, she is a terrible Goddess and I have survived for well over 45 years as a couple. I usually manage a shrug. As the TG was in a benign mood yesterday I asked her what she thought.
“It’s simple – you have to learn to enjoy being irritated.” (Interesting. You actually [...]
Tiggz popped over for lunch the other day and came up with an idea for a cartoon.
What was reeeeally funny was that 2 of the greatest brains on the planet …… and mine …… took about 3 hours to refine it ……. oh well. (What were reeeelly funny were the ones we came up with [...]
There are times, and at different ages,
When children go through all those stages
Of sounding like they’re your begetters,
Trying to be the ones who fetter.
When they’re young it’s accidental
Treating you as though you’re mental
But when they hit their middle age
They often don the role of ‘sage’
Which I always find quite funny
When I recall the noses [runny]
All [...]
Chapter 2
“Have you seen my glasses?” I asked the still humming TG. (Not a word of a lie, Avid Reader. LO,TG Ed)
“No – perhaps they fell off when you were cutting the hedge?” she graciously replied.
I started retracing my footsteps and my step’s steps. I looked on the ground. I looked on the hedge. I [...]
Chapter 1
“I’m going to cut the hedges!” I announced as I leapt out of bed.
Lo, she is a terrible Goddess feigned indifference and continued dusting her photograph of David Essex.
I showered immediately with only a twinge of regret that I’d forgotten to take off my pyjamas – they needed washing anyway. I dressed and then [...]
Technogran came closest to my original caption [which was “Any distinguishing features?] to the LMAO cartoon competition I posted just over a week ago. Luckily I used the word ‘exact’ in the conditions of entry so nobody wins a t-shirt! …….. *phew – puts wallet back under the floor boards*
Anyhoo, as I’m feeling very generous [...]
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