I’ve got a cold.
I need warm milk and honey.
My brow needs mopping.
I need more tissues.
I might not survive the weekend.
I don’t want to be a burden of course ……..
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hey you! I have been sneezing like ‘billio’ this morning… what on earth have you sent down the ‘weave ???
I do apologise …… I’ll disinfect my mouse immediately. Perhaps it’s like ‘pass the parcel’ – so far this morning I haven’t sneezed …….
Oh, poor you. Hope you feel better soon.
You might want to consider drinking something a bit stronger aside from milk and honey. Alcohol kills all sorts of germs and viruses, you know.
*glug glug glug* – shello darlin’ – you’s my bestest fiend u r – *hic* …………. *atchoo* ….. oh poo
Bless you!
…… and all who sail in me ……. *blow* …….. *sniff*
Widdums.
I might need a long term carer and your Mother seems less than keen ………. welcome to your future! …. tee hee ……… *dribble*
Gesundheit!!
That sounds foreign to me …… ooooo, perhaps I’ve got dyslexia? ……. *hootac*
Dyslexia really gets my toga
Are you still wearing that goat!!!?! ……. tsk
1st point: Yes. You have.
2nd point: Hmm, you need a cow and a couple of bees…
3rd point: Oh dear, I’m fresh out of mops.
4th point: Will back copies of the Daily Mail do? [it's only fit for nose wipes anyway]
5th point: Is that this weekend? Just want to get my diary sorted.
6th point: ?????
….. any chance of a cuppa and a gingernut my belovéd? ……. *cough* *sneeze* *dribble* *choke* *whimper* ….. a kiss?
if any consolation I have bird flu…needless to say mine is far more invalidating (took me 3 attempts to spell that one…say no more…)
….. and still you make little sense …… all is right with the world …..
If it’s bird flu perhaps it’s far more inveigling.
‘Inveigle’ – now there’s a lovely word …….
There is a rumour that you invariably indulged in an inordinate amount of inveigling in Inverurie.
Try my earplugs from 2 posts ago in your nose.
They could fly out, bounce round the room, break the television and then land in my medicinal whisky …… brilliant!!! …. I’ll try it …….
Just as well the kitten got it already.
Considering making a kitten mitten …… I hate waste ……..
Kitten soup is said to be good against bird flu.
Fur ball dumplings!!! …… delicipoo …..
Euhm, you forgot about your kitten mitten!
I’ll place a small ad – “Kittens Wanted – I promise they’ll be kept warm and/or lead useful lives”
Amazing, kittens that read ads.
Narnian kittens make the best soup …….. and mittens
For sure Narnian kitten mittens are PETA approved.
They make excellent glove puppets for rubbish ventriloquists ……….
say it, dont spray it
A phrase that perhaps you Nooter should remember after swimming ………….
Back in the day (when I could afford such luxury), i’d fight off colds’n'flu with huge amounts of alcohol. It didn’t kill any germs when ingested, but at least I would suffer with a stupid grin on my face.
That paints a lovely picture …… in a way ……..
TG should just shut you up in the bedroom with a kettle and a packet of gingernuts. I’d send you a hug and a kiss but I don’t want to catch your lurgy
Funny you should say that – the TG is always telling me to shut up ……… *puts on face mask to receive medication*
Hi Daddy P.
Sorry you are not feeling well.*Hug* Could I offer you a big cup of tea and honey?
Some sympathy at last!!! …… yes please ….. any chance of a shot of whisky in there as well? ….. for medicinal purposes obviously …….
I see you have survived the weekend. I’m sure ’twas in part, due to your honey. It’s likely that she needs some brow mopping at this point (or some extravagant gift perhaps…)
Down to a *sniffle* now ……. although the words “extravagant gift” gave me a coughing fit …….. tee hee