DP's Art school

The required minimum requirements required –

All applicants must have thrown a total score of 1,000,000 at darts over a period of not less than 24 hours. This will have provided the experience to appreciate the importance of a pebble. This appreciation is vital.

Applicants must also provide evidence that they have completed a jigsaw puzzle (of at least a 500 piece puzzle) of their favourite painting. This is the very best way to study almost anything.

It would also be advisable to have done some exercise as, if you manage to get to the interview stage, you will be challenged to an arm wrestle. Physical strength is useful, although not essential, to be a satisfactory student of art.

Good luck. You’ll need it.