AN EXPERIMENT

In the interests of scientific discovery I am going to write this post whilst downing 3 double whiskies in close succession.

In order to keep the subject matter on a safe level I shall describe the weather and steer away from religion and politics.

Most of Gt. Britain is suffering a lot of snow but, tucked down here in the South … oh hang on …… the doorbell has just rung …. *ouch* ….. who put that table there? ….

It’s OK, it’s just the vicar …. trying to save our souls again ….. the TG is talking to him ……

Now where was I? oh yes, the weather or should it be whether – tee hee ….

Mmmm …… I wonder what he wears under his cassock? …… I might just have a peek …..

……. whoops, he didn’t like that. I pretended I’d dropped a pin and everything …. oh well, now where was I again? ……. oh yes, the whatever …. BTW, he wears undercrackers with a picture of the Prime Minister on them – tee hee ……. and he looks so ‘conservative’ *giggle* …… not that I wish to ‘labour’ the point ……. *snigger*

Remember DP, NO religion or politics and for goodness sake don’t mention DRUIDS ….. apparently they don’t wear undercrackers at all …..

OK, the snow snow sleet sleet snow  didn’t …….. ooooo, the vicar is looking good actually ….. I wonder if he’s been working out? I’ll ask him …..

…… well, that was interesting ……… not! …….. and why does he keep glancing over here …….. he fancies me!!!! ….. that’s it!! ….. if you’ve got it, you’ve got it I suppose…. he lurrrrrrrrrves me …….

Concentrate!!! – once upon a time there was a ….. no, that’s wrong … mmmmm

Ooooo – he’s going!!! I’d better go and wave …… *crash* ……. it’s OK I’m fine …… why is the room spinning round? …….. where’s the Vicar? ……. Why is the TG taking my laptop away? ……… why? why? why? …….. oooo, LOOK!!! …. a cerise  elephant ……….. with WINGS………………
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(You can’t just see a PINK elephant, can you? Always have to go one better. Lo,TG Ed)

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