AMBROSE le CARTE

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He’s easy to follow is Ambrose le Carte
Even if foggy or incredibly dark
There are noises and smells that give him away
A career as a spy would be very risqué
It’s the beans he consumes that have these affects
And explains why he’s single in many respects
That and his hair only attached to the right
Combed over, slicked down and dyed black and white
He lives with his mum and is happy enough
And likes to collect his own navel fluff
Each to his own, a unique cabaret
So do your own thing and have a nice day.

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