ALWAYS EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED

The power that goddesses wield is based on unpredictable behaviour coupled with great charm – a formula guaranteed to keep even fairly bright peabrains (Hello! Oxymoron! Lo,TG Ed) on their toes. When I say “fairly bright”, I mean any peabrain that can work out how to get up unaided from the sofa and can also remember how to open the washing machine, preferably on the same day.


Photo by bijankuku

Lo, the terrible Goddess thinks she can pull the wool over my eyes but I know exactly what she’s after if she compliments me……. either the bins need emptying or her champagne glass needs refilling …… and just to add that alluring fascination that is sooooo addictive, half an hour later she’ll remember something I did incorrectly 17 years, 2 months, 3 days and 20 minutes ago and very thoroughly go over why it was so insensitive and useless and test me to see if I can work out what the remedial solution might have been. I never tire of this game of course, and have never found a way to avoid it either …. NOT THAT I’VE TRIED OF COURSE.

Anyway, I’m bringing forward the building of the shed poste haste, as I’m sure the TG wants a rest ……..
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(Unless I’m mistaken (which is, of course another oxymoron) somebody’s complaining…….. Now what did I do with those Rosa Klebb shoes? Lo,TG Ed)

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5 Comments

  1. Posted May 28, 2009 at 7:23 am | Permalink

    “The power that goddesses wield is based on unpredictable behaviour coupled with great charm”

    ….and memories like a steel trap!

    Or, in my case, mammaries in a steel trap. 😉

    (Great post!)

    daddyp replied:

    I’m saying nothing ……. I’m going to watch my p’s and q’s today – I’d forgotten about the TG’s especially adapted shoes ……. anyway young Olga, whatever are you still doing up? It must be way past your bedtime ….

  2. Posted May 28, 2009 at 7:38 am | Permalink

    Do you know you play a really ‘special’ role on the interweave …. I am sure other peabrains look up to you for help and back patting in a manly kinda way …. have you thought of opening a self help clinic?

    daddyp replied:

    I’ve been trying to help myself for years …. tee hee

    gitwizard replied:

    Hope that comment wasn’t directed to this peabrain, it WAS correct of course.

    daddyp replied:

    I think that 70’s puts you in a special category GW …. [just tell her her hair looks good ….. and where are the others? tee hee heeeeee]

    gitwizard replied:

    Her hair looks fantastic, not too sure about the Dulux ‘Molten Melon’. shade she’s opted for though

    daddyp replied:

    You might not be hiding …… but I am!!!!! ….. whooosh

    70steen replied:

    I’lldeal with you two later !!!! *shakes head* 😉

    daddyp replied:

    I’m not here …….

  3. Posted May 28, 2009 at 7:40 am | Permalink

    I slipped off the page when I read coupled, but of course i’m charm personified.

    daddyp replied:

    It doesn’t take much does it young Gitwizard? …… I hope you didn’t hurt yourself ……

    gitwizard replied:

    I did as it happens, but 70s is flying down later to apply some soothing balm, £637.76 seems a bit steep though, I hope I get the full treatment for that………

    70steen replied:

    did I say soothing I was thinking more ‘Deep Heat’ or ‘Wintergreen’!!!

    daddyp replied:

    Lard is good ….. so I’m told ……

  4. Posted May 28, 2009 at 9:33 am | Permalink

    I can’t reply to *shakes head* oop there now, but i’m not there meither or either, has 70s cast a spell??????

  5. Posted May 28, 2009 at 6:08 pm | Permalink

    I expected you to say something unexpected, but I guess……………where was I???? Lo TG, can you help out here?

    Peabrain is asleep on that sofa…………

    I can help with that washing-up later.

    daddyp replied:

    Sorry – been a busy ol’ day …….. I’m on the sofa now though …….

    I’m just waiting for 70’s to brew something in a cauldron ….. she’s learnt a lot from Fracarse …… unfortunately ……..

    gitwizard replied:

    Maybe time for me to hide then? But 70s is a pussycat compared to females i’ve met lately. Not going there, ‘cos i’ll get evicted, not that would upset me too much…………no not going there!!!!

    gitwizard replied:

    Cauldrons? I think you need a new hiding place, don’t talk to me about w****es, I think i’m abseiling again tomorrow…………………

    daddyp replied:

    Don’t talk to you about ‘willies’!!!?! – why on earth would I do that?

    70steen replied:

    GW ~ you may find it difficult abseiling in toad form *ribbet*

    daddyp replied:

    You tell ‘im 70’s!!!!

    BTW – don’t look at tomorrow’s post before you’ve had your breakfast …… just sayin’ ……

    gitwizard replied:

    I’m always confused as you know ‘willies?’, toadz?, rarebitz?

    daddyp replied:

    I would suggest adopting my method ….. sit on the sofa in a daze with some gingernuts and a cuppa …… seems to work …..

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