ADAPTABLE DAN

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Adaptable Dan thought that he was a man, with all of the bits and the bobs,
But posing in front of the mirror one day he noticed that something was odd:

Where things used to be there was nothing to see – just smooth skin and one tiny hair,
He thought they had travelled, and so he examined, his back and his large derriére.

Nothing, zilch, zip. He looked on his hip, but no, they had definitely fled,
So being pragmatic he went to the market, and bought dresses and skirts – mainly red.

He enjoys his new life and so does his wife, they both think to worry is silly,
But sometimes they look at old photos and ponder, ‘Whatever did happen to Willy?”

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