Adaptable Dan thought that he was a man, with all of the bits and the bobs,
But posing in front of the mirror one day he noticed that something was odd:
Where things used to be there was nothing to see – just smooth skin and one tiny hair,
He thought they had travelled, and so he examined, his back and his large derriére.
Nothing, zilch, zip. He looked on his hip, but no, they had definitely fled,
So being pragmatic he went to the market, and bought dresses and skirts – mainly red.
He enjoys his new life and so does his wife, they both think to worry is silly,
But sometimes they look at old photos and ponder, ‘Whatever did happen to Willy?”
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Match of the Day
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Stumble It!
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I’m sure there’s hidden meaning in that thar tale!
Nice frock.
(missionary position.. tee hee!)
Any resemblance to a real commenter is purely coincidental …
Hey, I still got mine no matter what ya say. Want jpg?
I’m hiding behind the sofa actually …… ooooo, do you mean your red party dress!!?! …… yes please …
…meh willEH!
Oh ….. would it fit on a jpg?
They should, the jpg format can compress and make anything smaller….uh…another witty comeback backsplashed.
*Admits defeat* ……. graciously
Hmmmm….I wondered where my red sparkly tights had gone…….
*faints*
Nice frock … very vampy …..
You could have re posted the photo of you as TG though…. ??
I looked at that but I was actually disguised as Sylvie …… the French always muck things up …. tee hee *hiding*
oh yes I forgot you only dress up like chic French Goddesses !!!
Only on special days ….. what’s the date?
There is no ‘r’ in the month you will have to wait a while ….
I’ve got to wait until Augrust!!?!!! …… poo
I hope Lou Reed is still sending you the royalty cheques.
It was a walk on the wild side …..[and the coloured girls sing "dum de dum de dum de dum de dum" tra-la]
Maybe they could have called Inspector Gadget???
Does he tackle tackle replacement? …… good plan.
I don’t think they are doing much missionary positioning these days, despite the match, but at least they can go shopping together. Funny poem.
A match made in heaven …….. obviously