The Real DP

“Daddy Papersurfer is the funniest and sexiest man I’ve never met” Uma Thurman

If you’ve stumbled here by accident, I would suggest you look at the poems, letters and Matches of the Day. This won’t help you make any sense of what’s going on but it won’t harm you either.

If anyone wants to contact me, you could try theknottedhankie at googlemail dot com