A SHORT PLAY ‘Palpitation Fiction’


(The curtain opens to reveal Daddy Papersurfer asleep on a sofa)

(Uma Thurman dressed as Mia Wallace from Pulp Fiction enters stage right and starts dancing to “You never can tell” by Chuck Berry)

(DP wakes, stands up and collapses)

(Uma takes a bow and the curtain closes)

(The audience hears a siren)

(A paramedic team rush down an aisle and go onto the stage and behind the curtains)

The audience remain sitting in stunned silence.

(Behind the scenes Uma Thurman goes back to her hotel  muttering “What the f**k!!?!” and immediately phones her agent.)