I am in need of a haircut – I have to wait until I’m in good odour with the TG though. The last time she cut it I ended up with ‘PEABRAIN’ shaved on my scalp…… [note to self - oil knees on daily basis]
We use a plastic swat – delicately priced at 50p from a local hardware store. Very efficient it is, not to mention satisfying!! My daughter is a dab hand at swatting them in mid flight thus catching them in the mesh of the swat. Not dead – just trapped. I leave her with the problem of what to do next………..
I’m shocked. I’d have bet the house that the cliff top residence was a no fly zone… So from now on I’m guessing it’ll be a no fly fly swatting zone? Anyway, I hope your vision, voice octave and heart rate have returned to normal.
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2 head on suggestions:
- a haircut at the back of your head is in order
- make sure your knee stops making that noise.
(no need to bang your head each time you don’t know why your knee is making that sound).
I am in need of a haircut – I have to wait until I’m in good odour with the TG though. The last time she cut it I ended up with ‘PEABRAIN’ shaved on my scalp…… [note to self - oil knees on daily basis]
Hence the cardboard box and nowadays the much more sexy red hat
By the way, in stead of reading it, try listening to the Radio…
I was trying to plan my listening and viewing pleasures for the eveningtide …. it was a washout though …….
a “WAAA”-shout indeed it was…
Nice tan lines on your feet!
Ooooh….at least I THINK they’re tan lines….???
hee heeeeee!
Either that or I’ve been dipping my toes in bleach ….. I can’t remember ….. oh dear
you trumped on film … *tsk* DP & I thought you were British and all that ……
[bloody annoying those flies.... ]
NO I DIDN’T ….. I hadn’t started filming yet ….. [I've found a fantastic source for sound bites of farts - oh dear, how old am I? - tee hee]
mmm pedantic as usual lol
[I have you forgotten how old you are too ... that is even more worrying ... you big kid you *snigger*]
Translating your comment into English I gather you’ve forgotten how old I am ……. about 35 I think …..
I haven’t really I was just pretending…you can’t be younger than me that isn’t allowed…..
You’re over 35!!!!! …… blimey …. tee hee
Your age is actually stated on your birth certificate, and if that’s really the case: it sure isn’t your birth certificate.
The age on my birth certificate says I’m ‘zero’ – I suppose I could do some calculations from that point. What’s the date today?
The date of today? You could Google that up but easier is to try one of those numbers behind daddyp replied:
Oh well spotted Linky – it’s going very well isn’t it ………. what was the question again?
We use a plastic swat – delicately priced at 50p from a local hardware store. Very efficient it is, not to mention satisfying!! My daughter is a dab hand at swatting them in mid flight thus catching them in the mesh of the swat. Not dead – just trapped. I leave her with the problem of what to do next………..
I like those electronic swatters that look like tennis racquets that fry ‘em!!!! …… oh, that sounds horrible doesn’t it? – tee hee
bad daddy gets the rolled up magazine…
….. and why am I bad young Nooter?
Interesting… is what I say when I can’t think of anything to say…
That is very wise Evan ………
I’ll second that Evan.
….. and I’ll third it …… CARRIED!
I’ll fifth it! HA!
Infinity plus 1, all squared …….. and a half …..
Infinity plus 8 cubed…. and 7 halfs….
*concedes defeat and starts to sulk*
HaHA!
Oh poo …….
Sound bites, eh? Well, at least you didn’t blame it on the dog. That’s something.
If necessary I’ll buy a dog Leeuna ……. or a hamster ….. I bet they do silent but violent ones …….
I’m shocked. I’d have bet the house that the cliff top residence was a no fly zone… So from now on I’m guessing it’ll be a no fly fly swatting zone? Anyway, I hope your vision, voice octave and heart rate have returned to normal.
Your comment has brought tears to my eyes in loving memory of the dedication I bring to my fart ….. I mean art …….
I love it…sorry but I do!! This is just wonderful!! i hope you have recovered from that last slap which was off camera!
I rely on other deranged people like yourself Jackie, to join in the fun – tee hee