A parcel arrived this morning that was addressed to a Mr H. Potter. Before I knew what I was doing I opened it and found this.
This is what happened next …….
[Note to self – buy and fix an air conditioning unit ASAP]
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Thank goodness you were checking your own mail that day! I can’t say I blame the temp for refusing to come back… after all that happened to her last time…
You can’t imagine how pleased I am that you’ve taken to making these videos. If anything, they’ll help everyone else see what a thankless job it’s been to be your fracretary.
{{And to those who didn’t see the office memo… no stunt doubles were used in the making of that episode… indeed, he did all of his own stunts and sound effects.}}
Perhaps now would be the right time for Lo, she is a Terrible Goddess, to deliver one of her famous shin kicks?
We can only hope.
It was the very first thing that happened ….. I can only manage a hobble now ……. I blame the Post Office ……..
It probably was not the time to venture out sans invisible man face attire…..Did it not come with a cork?
btw stop wafting it oops Norff !!!
I wish I hadn’t thrown away my gas mask now …..
that last one sounded awfully liquidish
Unfortunately they are probably sounds you hear way too often Nursey …… there’s no escape from escaping gas …….
it’s quite early hear, and perhaps i’m still sleep addled… but for the life of me, i simply can’t understand why you repeatedly opened the book…
so early that i can’t spell “here”…
I was checking to see if it did anything else ….. I’m very inquisitive [and a slow learner]
I’m speechless….. but I guess that comes as no surprise!!
Silence is golden …… quite a lot of my life shines – tee hee
I don’t know about that DP… I think your blog has muddied your life a tad…
It’s buffed it up no end ……. hasn’t it? ….. oh dear, perhaps you’re right ……. *looks worried*
A delivery for Mr H Potter? I bet you ‘owled when you got it.
There no being a papersurfer dog (Nooter is smart enough to live elsewhere), I guess this book was one of the more inventive excuses – - -
I don’t need excuses …….. I just *preen* and then *bow* ……. I usually hear the word ‘pathetic’ at that point ……..
If I was sad to be back from my travels before, I am doubley so now.
(Is that right? How DO you spell doubley/doubly/doubely/dubbly? Looking more and more bonkers every time I write it…
Start again. …’I am even more so now.’
Must be the fumes around here making me light-headed – I’m getting hysterical – I’m off!)
['doubly' I believe] …… I’m so sorry Diane. I can assure you that standards have been much higher while you’ve been away …… hang on!!! ….. you’ve been away AGAIN! have you no shame?
Nope!
I had my suspicions ……..
That makes me miss my Albino Ex, whose body was a weapon…
Ooooo ……. what else could he do? …..
Dress up as a dinosaur to testify at public government meetings…
That is a skill that I’d like ….. I probably wouldn’t need any make-up either ……
I’ll never be too mature to laugh at the sound of flatus, especially the wet-sounding ones. But my favorite part of this is visual: the drawing on the front of “The Happy Tutor” paddling the little boy’s bare ass. Aside from the homoerotic overtones, it’s just plain funny.
I liked that piccy as well …… which is what tempted me to open the book in the first place ……
your book smells like my butt
Your butt should be pristine now with all that splashing in my pond …….
Oh the pond! lets go swimming! lets go now!
(splash) (splash)
If that wagging tail knocks over any of my plants you’re in BIG trouble …….
I knew that Harry was a complete degenerate.
You taught him well!
He used his invisibility cloak to sneak into the girl’s showers ……. apparently ……
I hope all those Chinese seeking freedom on the interweave get funneled to this site by their government.
The ultimate “I told ya so” finger waggle.
I think they would be made much keener …… such evidence of our culture can only whet the appetite ….. surely …….
Dear Daddy Papersurfer-
This letter is to inform you that the Post Office has randomly sent out books that are intended to dissuade people from opening mail that is not their own. Oh, wait… I see you already received one… uhhh… This letter is to advise you to open all windows and light a candle or something.
Regards,
Jamie
P.S. Do Not, I repeat DO NOT attempt to burn the book
So it’s OK to burn the book then? Hang on, I’ll just find the matches ………..*strike* ….. ooooo, pretty …….. hang on! ……… oh.
OK, gotta go now …….. methane’s good isn’t it? ….. and VERY combustible ……….. *runs around in circles in a mild panic*
…… I’ll think of something to say……. How about…… Interesting…
I hope you’re more grown up than I am …….