A MENAGERIE OF DITTIES

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Henry

A dragon named Henry was macho all day,
But at night with his drag on he was terribly gay. [DP]

The Caterpillar

I am a caterpillar
It really is a farce
I climb up into the trees
And slide down on my hands and knees. [anon]

A Sticky Situation

I am a little worm
It’s really very funny
I climb into a honey pot
And get my tummy gummy! [anon]

A Quick Dip

Penguins look like waiters
And on ice floes run amok
They dive into the freezing water
And hardly give a cluck. [DP]

The Unwilling Volunteer

“I need a lookout and you’re just the chap”
“Me Sir!!?! No Sir! I’m a mere cat.” [DP]

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Match of the Day

Three matches

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This entry was written by daddyp, posted on August 11, 2010 at 6:00 am, filed under Match of the day, poems and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post. Post a comment or leave a trackback: Trackback URL.

6 Comments

  1. 'ICE' Eno Pawn
    Posted August 11, 2010 at 6:16 am | Permalink

    I’m writing to complain about the total lack of ‘Big Breasts’ on this site….

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    daddyp replied: August 11th, 2010 at 7:37 am

    I am here to disappoint GW ….. whoops ….. I mean ‘ICE’ Eno Pawn …….

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    70steen replied: August 11th, 2010 at 8:46 pm

    LOL hadn’t noticed the tags ;)

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    daddyp replied: August 11th, 2010 at 9:04 pm

    I’m trying to get a better class of visitor …… I could have made a boob ……

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  2. 70steen
    Posted August 11, 2010 at 6:45 am | Permalink

    Just trying to imagine what a drag dragon looks like …..ok got it now …..

    http://www.biro-art.com/dragon.html

    [nice ickle humpday ditties... :) ]

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    daddyp replied: August 11th, 2010 at 7:09 am

    That’s one hot dragon …..

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    Somnambulist replied: August 11th, 2010 at 7:35 am

    Love the dragon.. and what a great site. Thanks 70s!

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    70steen replied: August 11th, 2010 at 8:48 pm

    DP now I am really worrying about you

    Somn ~ I just thing he is lacking some red biro on the toe nails .. but it is an excellent site … must get my civil servant biro out *just checking I can get away with out signing one out*

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    daddyp replied: August 11th, 2010 at 9:05 pm

    I’ll be checking you for paperclips as well …..

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  3. gitwizard
    Posted August 11, 2010 at 7:15 am | Permalink

    Sorry, I seem to have a severe case of commentitus…..But what’s a ‘humpday’, do you have to have a very important job to get one?

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    daddyp replied: August 11th, 2010 at 7:23 am

    I believe it’s a perk in the Very Civil Service …..

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    70steen replied: August 11th, 2010 at 8:51 pm

    Perks?? Civil Servants?? DP shuuush! It is the last benefit we have left after they have attacked our pay/pensions/jobs ……

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    daddyp replied: August 11th, 2010 at 9:06 pm

    I won’t say a word …….. oh look! a butterfly!!!!!

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  4. Somnambulist
    Posted August 11, 2010 at 7:33 am | Permalink

    I’m a sleepy plodder
    I potter in my sleep
    What is even odder:
    I dream of chasing sheep

    (I think I see where the Match of the Day is going…)

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    daddyp replied: August 11th, 2010 at 7:39 am

    You’re not Welsh are you!!!!?!

    [Match of the Day is definitely a slow burner this week]

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  5. daisyfae
    Posted August 11, 2010 at 12:47 pm | Permalink

    don’t quit your day job just yet…

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    daddyp replied: August 11th, 2010 at 1:23 pm

    Excuse me!!!! I’ve never had a day job!!!! ……

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    nursemyra replied: August 11th, 2010 at 11:00 pm

    why am I not surprised?

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    daddyp replied: August 12th, 2010 at 6:14 am

    There’s way too much to do …… I can’t let paid work get in the way …… anyhoo I like dried bread and water ……

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    daisyfae replied: August 12th, 2010 at 11:38 am

    truth be told? i sort of liked Henry. but i’ve always been a sucker for a drag-on queen.

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    daddyp replied: August 12th, 2010 at 5:25 pm

    Henry will be delighted ……

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  6. Sparkly Aph
    Posted August 11, 2010 at 1:18 pm | Permalink

    While sitting here and reading
    your menagerie of ditties
    I’m having second thoughts
    about surgery on my *oh never mind*

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    daddyp replied: August 11th, 2010 at 1:28 pm

    What on earth is wrong with your kittens!!!?! *looks worried*

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