A MENAGERIE OF DITTIES

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Henry

A dragon named Henry was macho all day,
But at night with his drag on he was terribly gay. [DP]

The Caterpillar

I am a caterpillar
It really is a farce
I climb up into the trees
And slide down on my hands and knees. [anon]

A Sticky Situation

I am a little worm
It’s really very funny
I climb into a honey pot
And get my tummy gummy! [anon]

A Quick Dip

Penguins look like waiters
And on ice floes run amok
They dive into the freezing water
And hardly give a cluck. [DP]

The Unwilling Volunteer

“I need a lookout and you’re just the chap”
“Me Sir!!?! No Sir! I’m a mere cat.” [DP]

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Match of the Day

Three matches

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