A HAIR RAISING EXPERIENCE

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I accompanied Lo she is a terrible Goddess to the hairdressers in Surfugal.

Thinking about it perhaps I shouldn’t have said to the rather pretty German snipper “I know there isn’t much hope. Do what you can.”

My gingernuts were confiscated, my shins looked like spaghetti bolognaise and I don’t know what the opposite of being ‘sent to Coventry’ is but I’ll just say that the earplugs I wore during the reading of the lessons had small holes bored through them ……. and then the TG started in on me. Is there an International school for goddesses that I’m not aware of?

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