A HAIR RAISING EXPERIENCE

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I accompanied Lo she is a terrible Goddess to the hairdressers in Surfugal.

Thinking about it perhaps I shouldn’t have said to the rather pretty German snipper “I know there isn’t much hope. Do what you can.”

My gingernuts were confiscated, my shins looked like spaghetti bolognaise and I don’t know what the opposite of being ‘sent to Coventry’ is but I’ll just say that the earplugs I wore during the reading of the lessons had small holes bored through them ……. and then the TG started in on me. Is there an International school for goddesses that I’m not aware of?

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8 Comments

  1. Posted May 3, 2011 at 8:15 am | Permalink

    I felt certain that was a photo of Lo, TG. Such a delectable ear.

    daddyp replied:

    She has got an eye on the back of her head … apparently …

    archiearchive replied:

    Oh yes. I hadn’t noticed that.

    daddyp replied:

    Goddesses are noted for their subtlety and peabrains for not concentrating properly.

  2. Posted May 3, 2011 at 12:42 pm | Permalink

    *sigh*

    daddyp replied:

    Even you aren’t offering any help …. oh well

  3. Posted May 3, 2011 at 5:49 pm | Permalink

    At least you didn’t include eyesore in your post (it’s not too late – I’ll send you some industrial strength shin-pads…..)

    daddyp replied:

    The shin kicking can reach quite a few miles West you know ….. good luck!

    daddyp replied:

    ———–> {{{diversion East to give GW a running start}}}

  4. Posted May 3, 2011 at 6:31 pm | Permalink

    You do sail a little close to the wind at times!!

    daddyp replied:

    How do you know about my wind problem!!!?!

  5. Posted May 3, 2011 at 8:15 pm | Permalink

    I can not confirm or deny……

    daddyp replied:

    Oh goody more helpful advice to try and save a very fragile relationship ….. sheeeesh

  6. Posted May 3, 2011 at 11:57 pm | Permalink

    sir, you don’t need school. you need boot camp. a LOT of boot camp.

    daddyp replied:

    Can’t get me!!!!! *runs round in circles trying to find a decent hiding place, trips over bootlaces and crashes to the floor* Oh, very clever!!!! ….. poo

  7. Posted May 4, 2011 at 8:12 am | Permalink

    I think this must have been one of those waking dreams he’s prone to. If he had ever said such a thing out loud, he wouldn’t be able to write about it.

  8. Posted May 4, 2011 at 12:43 pm | Permalink

    Hmm. Sometimes I tend to engage my mouth while my brain is still in idle. . . sounds like a case of the same disease here.

    daddyp replied:

    My default setting I’m afraid ….. oh well.

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