A FISHY TAIL

A certain visitor sees mermaids wherever he goes. Here; in the desert; absolutely everywhere ……….

……. let’s play along with him …… he doesn’t get out much.

Here are two poems for him.

Ode to a mermaid

There’s at least one advantage it seems to me
Of being a mermaid, and that’s housemaid’s knee.
Although danger lurks of being de-scaled
When scrubbing a floor that’s poorly nailed.

A curmudgeons lament

There is a chap from way down under
Who takes piccies when it thunders,
While from others oft’ he plunders.
Visit him and gasp with wonder.

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